A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Just dropped kid off at his friends house for the weekend, old man is at the bar and house sitting for his brother later. Cut grass yesterday and it's raining, 2 days to myself...I bet my mil will visit, or the next storm will knock out the power...something just has to fuck this up.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
my ears produce way too much earwax.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Oh shit! I'm doing laundry tomorrow
Why do i keep going back to play bubble spinner and brickshooter?