*enters bars kinda timidly, trips on shoelace, almost falls flat on the face but miraculously stay on my feet*
(oh, this, without any thc or ethanol in the blood.. Iz just can be a little clumsy/odd like that)
*clears throat*
"Um, hi folks.. " "So here y'all hang out nowadays"
"Barman, can I have a glass of young red wine, please?"