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Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! Who did he have sex with?
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise.
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! Who did he have sex with? God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! Who did he have sex with? God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. Not unless God's a Mormon.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! Who did he have sex with? God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. Not unless God's a Mormon. Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! Who did he have sex with? God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. Not unless God's a Mormon. Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! So he likes the alter boys does he
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AMYour boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps? That sounds like a reasonable explanation.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 06:46:25 AMQuote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AMYour boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps? That sounds like a reasonable explanation. No way. Boys can't be that creative.
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 06:03:10 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AMQuote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AMQuote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AMI'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her! Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex. No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk. I refuse to believe otherwise. Quite right, Enos! God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up! Who did he have sex with? God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator. Not unless God's a Mormon. Certainly not! He is Catholic, as we all should be! So he likes the alter boys does he Oh, shit. No wonder I mysteriously feel pain in my butt at times.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
It is definately not nice to think of one's mum on all fours!Eeeewwww