The right to bear arms

[McGiver]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

[DirtDawg]

Why would you need a gun for a bear?

Were you threatening it?

Did it have cubs?

Was it eating or wanting your food?

Would you be, maybe, a little too fast to shoot a wild animal if you had the extra power, ready in your hand?

Would you kill it?

Where would you shoot this five hundred pound bear, if it threatened you?

Can you think of any alternatives to safely escape, without destroying something we're almost out of?

[Eamonn]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

Coward. Real men fight to the death with their bear hands (or human hands hyuk hyuk) to the death. You yankees are afraid of a little fisticuffs huh? Maybe because you know my hands are officially the worlds most dangerous weapons and that i spent 15 years in china learning the way of the monkey dragon from a very old and wise master before learning to be a killing machine in the soviet secret service , then joining delta squad in top secret missions too dangerous to even mention before being shot down by aliens in the battle of the universe and being turned into an android teminator etc. In short, im not to be fucked with, punk!

[Eamonn]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

What kind of bear? You'rew supposed to fight black bears but play dead in front of grizzlies for the best chance of survival. Rubbing noses isnt reccomended in the survival handbook.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?
where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

What kind of bear? You'rew supposed to fight black bears but play dead in front of grizzlies for the best chance of survival. Rubbing noses isnt reccomended in the survival handbook.

Eamonn!!!! Why did you have to tell him that, your no fun!

[McGiver]

Why would you need a gun for a bear?

Were you threatening it?

Did it have cubs?

Was it eating or wanting your food?

Would you be, maybe, a little too fast to shoot a wild animal if you had the extra power, ready in your hand?

Would you kill it?

Where would you shoot this five hundred pound bear, if it threatened you?

Can you think of any alternatives to safely escape, without destroying something we're almost out of?

i do not know if the bear had cubs, but my wife was pregnant with our eldest.

[McGiver]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

Coward. Real men fight to the death with their bear hands (or human hands hyuk hyuk) to the death. You yankees are afraid of a little fisticuffs huh? Maybe because you know my hands are officially the worlds most dangerous weapons and that i spent 15 years in china learning the way of the monkey dragon from a very old and wise master before learning to be a killing machine in the soviet secret service , then joining delta squad in top secret missions too dangerous to even mention before being shot down by aliens in the battle of the universe and being turned into an android teminator etc. In short, im not to be fucked with, punk!

well if i had a machette then i would have bear arms right now.

[McGiver]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

What kind of bear? You'rew supposed to fight black bears but play dead in front of grizzlies for the best chance of survival. Rubbing noses isnt reccomended in the survival handbook.

looked brown.  maybe a california brown bear.

[Eamonn]

Eamonn!!!! Why did you have to tell him that, your no fun!

I think we should make an intensitysquared contact card to put on our persons so that people can contact this site in the case of emergency, tragedy etc. The thought of something happening to mcjagger without getting the juicy goss fills me with great trepidation.

[Eamonn]

looked brown.  maybe a california brown bear.

Then any unarmed combat would have resulted in your certain death. You'd have more chance of pwning me (and that's also very unlikely)

[McGiver]

looked brown.  maybe a california brown bear.

Then any unarmed combat would have resulted in your certain death. You'd have more chance of pwning me (and that's also very unlikely)

did i mention that i threw it a steak thinking it would go away.

silly me, it was huge, i am sure it wanted much more.

[QuirkyCarla]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

How did you escape the bear? And I agree with Eamonn a real man doesn't use a gun. That must be why they're Sean's obsession.

[McGiver]

I recall a post where you said you would get a gun if you didn't have children or something like that.

did i ever tell you about my honeymoon?

where i was nose to nose with a 500 lb bear.  i wish i had a gun then.

How did you escape the bear? And I agree with Eamonn a real man doesn't use a gun. That must be why they're Sean's obsession.

the lord jesus christ was watching over me.

[DirtDawg]

looked brown.  maybe a california brown bear.

Then any unarmed combat would have resulted in your certain death.

Just for the record, I want to point out that this statement is absolute bullshit and it serves only to taunt McJagger and as a lead-in to the boast below.
 
Bears are usually not harmful and even if they seem to be, it is usually a human's fear and ignorance of "the wild" that creates a misunderstanding between "us and them". In bear country, especially, you should certainly be more aware of your surroundings, than normal, so as to avoid being surprised by an animal of great power and value.

You'd have more chance of pwning me (and that's also very unlikely)

[Eamonn]

Did you see porky pig too?