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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #60 on: June 19, 2011, 10:08:41 AM »
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #61 on: June 19, 2011, 10:13:25 AM »
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #62 on: June 19, 2011, 10:15:09 AM »
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #63 on: June 19, 2011, 10:17:06 AM »
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.

 
* couldbecousin proudly displays shoulder-length brown hair!   :cheer:
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #64 on: June 19, 2011, 10:19:06 AM »
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

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She's very bendy. :o
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #65 on: June 19, 2011, 10:23:29 AM »
I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  :laugh:

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  :P

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair. :P

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  :autism:

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   :blonde:

Can you read what I wrote above?  :autism:

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot!  :bonnet:

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you? :zoinks:

She doesn't.

* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.
* odeon peeks

She's very bendy. :o

 Bendy as in curvaceous?  Why yes!  Yes I am!  I am shaped like this ----->   :snowman:
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #66 on: June 19, 2011, 10:26:05 AM »
Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm. :-[

Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right? :P
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #67 on: June 19, 2011, 10:27:58 AM »
Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm. :-[

Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right? :P

 Probably, since I am no yogi and get winded bending over to put my shoes on.  :P
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #68 on: June 19, 2011, 10:29:27 AM »
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert. :P
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2011, 10:37:53 AM »
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert. :P

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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2011, 10:42:23 AM »
Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert. :P

 :agreed:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2011, 01:35:18 PM »
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.
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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #72 on: June 22, 2011, 12:01:30 PM »
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

"No man is a pervert unto himself"

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Re: THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR
« Reply #73 on: September 07, 2011, 11:08:01 AM »
Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

"No man is a pervert unto himself"

Unless he faps whilst looking in the mirror.  :autism:

(better late than never.)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.