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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #210 on: March 18, 2012, 05:24:18 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 18, 2012, 05:20:09 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 18, 2012, 05:09:17 PM
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 08:24:01 AM
Mwahahaha! Maybe.  :lol: :mischief:

Suitors of the Weeble have to be approved by Her Majesty, and her circle of Ladies in Waiting first.

Sending your credentials in threefold, and having some people of influence vouching for you is needed before even thinking thoughts of the flesh, when thinking about Lady Weeble.
:indeed:
It will then be followed by a BST (breeding suitability test) an army assault course, a 28 page questionaire, and a 5000 word essay on 'The Glorious History of the Weeble'.   After you have passed the rather humiliating medical (gets surgical gloves ready) you will then be allowed to lavish her with some expensive gifts and possibly a few minutes with her in 'chat' (chaperoned of course) :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

You are so right Bodi.

I did not want to scare Bruce right away with all the information about the BST and the rest, but, a man wooing Lady Weeble must be able to face all this, with a serene and calm disposition, while clearly showing appropriate affection towards Lady Weeble too.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #211 on: March 18, 2012, 05:25:36 PM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
Pure thoughts? Like?  :dick: :oooh:  :sex?: :titfuck: :anal: For instance?  >:D :mischief:

You have now placed yourself on the list of unwanted spouses for the extended household of Her Majesty.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #212 on: March 18, 2012, 05:26:22 PM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
Pure thoughts? Like?  :dick: :oooh:  :sex?: :titfuck: :anal: For instance?  >:D :mischief:

 Quite obviously, you need regular church attendance!   :pope:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #213 on: March 18, 2012, 05:30:45 PM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
Pure thoughts? Like?  :dick: :oooh:  :sex?: :titfuck: :anal: For instance?  >:D :mischief:
you need to tread carefully.

there are at least 3 guys here that will get pissed at you for not showing respect towards CBC

an apology for that crass post may be in order.

But at least CBC is an adult, unlike the 15 & 16 year olds, you were hitting on, at  AFF
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #214 on: March 18, 2012, 05:42:28 PM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
Pure thoughts? Like?  :dick: :oooh:  :sex?: :titfuck: :anal: For instance?  >:D :mischief:

:dick: :oooh:  not on your nelly sunshine, she only swallows ice cream :hahaha:

:sex?:  weebles see this as a sacred gift for their honeymoon only

:titfuck:  I dare say she is more set up for soapy tit wanks...than..say I,  but weebles usually like to save this event for their golden wedding anniversary!

 :anal:  A one way system only i'm afraid pal.  In fact rear entry access is only ever granted if the front entrance is...busy!

 :cbc: weeble love is pure and wholesome :angel:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #215 on: March 18, 2012, 05:46:22 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 18, 2012, 05:42:28 PM
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 05:22:17 PM
Pure thoughts? Like?  :dick: :oooh:  :sex?: :titfuck: :anal: For instance?  >:D :mischief:

:dick: :oooh:  not on your nelly sunshine, she only swallows ice cream :hahaha:

:sex?:  weebles see this as a sacred gift for their honeymoon only

:titfuck:  I dare say she is more set up for soapy tit wanks...than..say I,  but weebles usually like to save this event for their golden wedding anniversary!

 :anal:  A one way system only i'm afraid pal.  In fact rear entry access is only ever granted if the front entrance is...busy!

 :cbc: weeble love is pure and wholesome :angel:

    :plus:   for a beautiful, lawyerly summation!
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #216 on: March 18, 2012, 05:49:21 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2012, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 18, 2012, 02:54:44 PM
Lance is very cool.

 These are no sissy vampires. :bloody:

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No they aren't. Was that John Parr song part of the original movie? I haven't watched that movie since the 1980s.

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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #217 on: March 18, 2012, 05:54:26 PM »
Quote from: PPK on March 18, 2012, 05:49:21 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2012, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 18, 2012, 02:54:44 PM
Lance is very cool.

 These are no sissy vampires. :bloody:

 Alternate Trailer For Near Dark
No they aren't. Was that John Parr song part of the original movie? I haven't watched that movie since the 1980s.



 Yes, that song is one of the ones that played on the jukebox during the
 barroom scene.  I also remember "Fever" by the Cramps, "Morse Code" by
 Jools Holland, and "The Cowboy Rides Away" by George Strait.  :apondering:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #218 on: March 18, 2012, 06:03:34 PM »
Huh! Bet I can get Queen V's permission, if I really wanted to pursue the weeble! lol
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #219 on: March 18, 2012, 07:54:53 PM »
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 06:03:34 PM
Huh! Bet I can get Queen V's permission, if I really wanted to pursue the weeble! lol

I would not be amused to lose a valued and trustworthy lady like Lady Weeble.  Besides, who would wash my unmentionables?

BTW Hyke, Bodie and CBC, your posts were masterpieces and belong in the Intensity Hall of Fame, if we had one.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #220 on: March 18, 2012, 07:57:48 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 18, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 06:03:34 PM
Huh! Bet I can get Queen V's permission, if I really wanted to pursue the weeble! lol

I would not be amused to lose a valued and trustworthy lady like Lady Weeble.  Besides, who would wash my unmentionables?

BTW Hyke, Bodie and CBC, your posts were masterpieces and belong in the Intensity Hall of Fame, if we had one.

 Thank you, Your Majesty!  Can I bring you some nice hot tea?   :tea:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #221 on: March 18, 2012, 07:58:07 PM »
I think we have the Palace Mafia:  bodaccea, couldbecousin, hykeaswell and Queen Victoria.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #222 on: March 18, 2012, 07:58:41 PM »
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 18, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 06:03:34 PM
Huh! Bet I can get Queen V's permission, if I really wanted to pursue the weeble! lol

I would not be amused to lose a valued and trustworthy lady like Lady Weeble.  Besides, who would wash my unmentionables?

BTW Hyke, Bodie and CBC, your posts were masterpieces and belong in the Intensity Hall of Fame, if we had one.

 Thank you, Your Majesty!  Can I bring you some nice hot tea?   :tea:

Yes, please.  And Earl Grey if he is available.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #223 on: March 18, 2012, 08:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 18, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 06:03:34 PM
Huh! Bet I can get Queen V's permission, if I really wanted to pursue the weeble! lol

I would not be amused to lose a valued and trustworthy lady like Lady Weeble.  Besides, who would wash my unmentionables?

BTW Hyke, Bodie and CBC, your posts were masterpieces and belong in the Intensity Hall of Fame, if we had one.
It's not like she'd have to stop being your maid, though.  :lol: :mischief: :yarly:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #224 on: March 18, 2012, 08:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 18, 2012, 07:58:41 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2012, 07:57:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 18, 2012, 07:54:53 PM
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 06:03:34 PM
Huh! Bet I can get Queen V's permission, if I really wanted to pursue the weeble! lol

I would not be amused to lose a valued and trustworthy lady like Lady Weeble.  Besides, who would wash my unmentionables?

BTW Hyke, Bodie and CBC, your posts were masterpieces and belong in the Intensity Hall of Fame, if we had one.

 Thank you, Your Majesty!  Can I bring you some nice hot tea?   :tea:

Yes, please.  And Earl Grey if he is available.
Here we are, I've got him here! Ha! lol
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