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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #195 on: September 20, 2017, 10:41:56 PM »
Clean air because I'm not full of shit.
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #196 on: September 22, 2017, 02:28:36 PM »
If it wasn't for the overwhelming sweet, marzipan-bitter almond essence odor of nearly a half liter of benzaldehyde, plus some other reagents in a flask, even before heating, which is about to go into the microwave, I'd be smelling the stench of bullshit, lies and character assasination, insult of the vilest kind from the fucking slag above.
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #197 on: September 22, 2017, 04:39:25 PM »
Apples
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #198 on: September 22, 2017, 05:16:40 PM »
My dog's farts.  :asthing:

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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #199 on: September 23, 2017, 08:06:50 AM »
There is a distinct smell of cherry bakewell tarts seeping from the kitchen (nothing like that is being cooked) into the living room. Faint, but there and it smells pretty damn good)
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #200 on: September 23, 2017, 08:49:48 AM »
coffee
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #201 on: September 23, 2017, 11:18:14 AM »
  Nothing.  :(   I need to open some tuna and eat lunch!
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #202 on: September 24, 2017, 03:38:57 AM »
For some reason I can't smell my coffee. What can I smell? My room, slightly? I burnt incense in here over a week ago and it still smells slightly.
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #203 on: September 24, 2017, 04:24:07 AM »
Bacon and coffee.   Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #204 on: September 24, 2017, 05:11:34 AM »
^ I can smell bacon too. And eggs. Mmmmmmm.
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #205 on: March 01, 2018, 04:21:23 PM »
Not quite fitting the topic of this thread, but here goes.

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, “Hey, cut it out, alright.” The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says,” I said don’t do that again!” The rear tiger says “sorry” again and they continue. After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, “What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop.” The rear tiger says, “I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I’m just trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #206 on: March 01, 2018, 08:06:11 PM »
Uuum, tigers don't live in Africa...   :dunno:

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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #207 on: March 14, 2018, 06:06:50 AM »
The kinda bitterishness of a line of oxycodone. And the flowery sweet smell of elderflower&rose  cordial. Grabbed  a fair few bottles of both that and the concentrate for  elderflower cordial alone. Love that stuff.

What I'm finding  I'm actually missing though is the menagerie of the weirder, and on occasion even some of the offensive smells that can find themselves  spawning in the lab, things like the tang of sulfur  dioxide in the air, or the stinging of  things like fuming hydrochloric  acid and glacial acetic acid, the rich sweet heavy scent of  chloroform paired with the lighter, thinner but heady odor of diethyl ether, and best of all I think, the thick, rolling dense mouthwateringly tasty smelling bouquet of benzaldehyde, which  smells...well they use tiny amounts to make synthetic cheap almond  essence by diluting a little bit of benzaldehyde in an edible oil. Just picture a cruise  missile hitting a factory making cherry bakewell and  marzipan tarts, right after they'd opened the industrial ovens to let a batch out to cool. Benzaldehyde smells like that, smells SOOOOO good you can't help but feel hungry if you can smell the pure stuff in a  lab, and its something you don't need to wear a gas mask to do, so you just get exposed  to that delicious sweet smell, guarantee it, when your done and have cleaned up, your first stop after packing up is most likely to be the kitchen for something sweet to nibble on.

Or the fainter, somewhat benzaldehyde-like odors of nitromethane, or fainter still but there, nitroethane, or the..hm...best described as  'ethereal' odor of methyl cyanide. And the seaside-fresh smell of big chunks of metallic-looking purplish silver-black and oh so pretty elemental iodine I just want to be back in there working, but my foot is stopping me. Driving me up the fucking walls.

Right now I could even miss the nasty toxic combination of burning  matchhead-farts and  sour, acidic  HCl brick cleaner with its hints of eggy rottenness that is SOCl2. Or the garlicky smell of white phosphorus; Its weird, how used to all the weird and funky smells I've gotten, only to start to miss them when they aren't here.

n-Butyric  anhydride though, there I'll draw the line at the carboxylic anhydride of the organic acid responsible for giving vomit its unmistakeably innards-become-outards characteristic smell. That, hypochlorites, those two really are on my shit-list. And whilst I like  the smell of iodine, chlorine gas doesn't get the same forgiveness  of its less admirable traits, because the smell of Cl2 is something I've always found absolutely sickening.
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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #208 on: March 02, 2022, 11:10:12 AM »
With the game threads making up 90% of the new posts these days, I'm surprised this didn't take off as I had hoped.  :bigcry:

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Re: What smells are you smelling right now?
« Reply #209 on: March 02, 2022, 08:13:05 PM »
I'll add something.

I smell the exhaust from the gardner's whipper-snipper outside.
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