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The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:50:54 PM »
Woman's candy egg seized at border

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A cross-border kerfuffle over a popular chocolate treat nearly cost a Winnipeg woman a $300 fine and saddled her with a bureaucratic headache.

Lind Bird was recently stopped at the U.S. border and selected for a random search of her vehicle. She was warned she could have faced a fine after the customs official found — and seized — her $2 Kinder Surprise egg as illegal contraband.

Bird learned U.S. authorities have banned the candy because they come with a plastic toy inside that could, if eaten, choke a small child.

"It's just a chocolate egg," Bird said. "And they were making a big deal. They said 'if you were caught with this across the border you would get charged a $300 fine,'" she said.

"It's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous," she added.

In Canada, however, officials said the eggs are so difficult to get into there's little chance they could harm anyone. As such, they are legal.

The U.S. takes catching illegal Kinder candy seriously, judging by the number of them they've confiscated in the last year. Officials said they've seized more than 25,000 of the treats in 2,000 separate seizures.

"They have been determined to present … a choking hazard to young children," said Mike Milne, a spokesman for the U.S. department of customs and border protection. Milne said the U.S. Food and Drug Administration supports the Kinder Surprise ban.

As trivial as the border seizure may seem, Bird said the U.S. government has sent her a seven-page letter asking her to formally authorize the destruction of her seized Kinder egg.

"I thought it was a joke. I had to read it twice. But they are serious," she said.

The letter states if Bird wishes to contest the seizure, she'll have to pay $250 for it to be stored as the two sides wrangle over it.

A comprehensive list of items Canadians can't import into the U.S. can be found here.
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 03:54:10 PM »
Well, that's us, Team America, World Police!  :zoinks:
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 04:01:22 PM »
I would have agreed with prohibiting import because of the crappy taste of the product.
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 04:59:09 PM »
Bureaucracy at it's finest  :zombiefuck:  That in a nutshell is what is wrong with government today
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 07:06:26 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 08:04:10 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2011, 08:27:25 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:

Ah, but they're not lying.  They're just omitting unnecessary information.
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2011, 08:29:11 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:

Ah, but they're not lying.  They're just omitting unnecessary information.

Oh yeah, that's right! And they are omitting it in the interest of national security!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2011, 08:31:08 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:

Ah, but they're not lying.  They're just omitting unnecessary information.

Oh yeah, that's right! And they are omitting it in the interest of national security!   :2thumbsup:


And calorie counts.  If the taxpayers don't know they're being eaten, then the candy eggs have no calories.
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2011, 08:35:08 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:

Ah, but they're not lying.  They're just omitting unnecessary information.

Oh yeah, that's right! And they are omitting it in the interest of national security!   :2thumbsup:


And calorie counts.  If the taxpayers don't know they're being eaten, then the candy eggs have no calories.

And that way the government agents don't gain any weight, and they remain lean and fit to do their jobs!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2011, 09:09:08 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:

Ah, but they're not lying.  They're just omitting unnecessary information.

Oh yeah, that's right! And they are omitting it in the interest of national security!   :2thumbsup:


And calorie counts.  If the taxpayers don't know they're being eaten, then the candy eggs have no calories.

And that way the government agents don't gain any weight, and they remain lean and fit to do their jobs!   :2thumbsup:


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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »
Ah, but they don't tell you they destroy the egg by eating it on coffee break.

But they're government agents! They wouldn't lie!   :orly:

Ah, but they're not lying.  They're just omitting unnecessary information.

Oh yeah, that's right! And they are omitting it in the interest of national security!   :2thumbsup:


And calorie counts.  If the taxpayers don't know they're being eaten, then the candy eggs have no calories.

And that way the government agents don't gain any weight, and they remain lean and fit to do their jobs!   :2thumbsup:


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I wish I lived there too!  :laugh:
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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2011, 09:10:44 PM »
I agree with Parts.  That's just insane to threaten someone like that over a little chocolate egg with a tiny toy inside. They probably took the cool toys out of Cracker Jack for a similar reason.

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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2011, 09:26:06 PM »
Wow that is stupid as fuck. Kids would accidentally eat the toy as their mouth wouldn't be able to bite into the whole egg like that. You're usually meant to break it open.

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Re: The hard core stuff, Kinder chocolate........
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2011, 09:28:23 PM »
I gave Kinder Surprise eggs to my nieces and nephews last Easter. I never thought they would be illegal in some places.
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