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Offline SausageofPower

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Soy el pollo loco?
« on: October 24, 2006, 10:42:50 AM »
Heya,

I'm new to Intensity, so I figured I'd do a quick intro. I'm a 22 year old male living in Virginia, and I work in accounting (I know, I'm snoring too). I enjoy animals, music, movies, video games, guns, women and cars. I'm a drummer and a guitarist, though I'm rusty on the former and never really hit it off on the latter (anything beyond power chord progressions and you've got the wrong guy). I've also been in a relationship for about 15 months now, and prior to that I had been engaged for awhile (though that didn't end on the best terms).

I'm a dick, typically with regards to my sense of humor, but I'm a good guy overall. I'm a loyal friend, and I'm somewhat chivalrous when it comes to women. People who have thin skin though might take my words the wrong way, which has happened before. Know now that if I don't like you or want to say something mean, I'll make it blatantly obvious ;p

Anyway, that's a good brief intro to the person that is me. The place looks interesting, so I'll be around, though don't fault me if I'm not quick to reply since I'm usually at work or worn out from work.

Later,
Corey
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2006, 10:45:27 AM »
Hi Corey and welcome to Intensity², glad you decided to stick around a while :)

One question though- what exactly do you mean when you say you 'enjoy animals'?  :o
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Offline SausageofPower

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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2006, 10:48:05 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:45:27 AM
Hi Corey and welcome to Intensity², glad you decided to stick around a while :)

One question though- what exactly do you mean when you say you 'enjoy animals'?  :o



I mean this big blue cat sleeps on the pillow next to me and headbutts me to wake me up ;)

Nothing in terms of beastiality :P

Thanks for the welcome!

-Corey
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2006, 10:54:56 AM »
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2006, 10:56:13 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:54:56 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:

Who, prey tell, is fucking a rabbit up the arse here?
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2006, 10:58:59 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:54:56 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:

Who, prey tell, is fucking a rabbit up the arse?

Not sure, but I know of more than one person who fucks themselves with a rabbit from time to time (admitedly the battery powered kind).

But on the beastiality front-we've had farm yard porn pics posted by peter and I'm sure Mcjagger's had more experience than he's letting on on that front.
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2006, 11:01:56 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:58:59 AM
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 10:54:56 AM
K- just checking, beastiality has risen its ugly head on more than one occasion on this board :laugh:

Who, prey tell, is fucking a rabbit up the arse?

Not sure, but I know of more than one person who fucks themselves with a rabbit from time to time (admitedly the battery powered kind).

But on the beastiality front-we've had farm yard porn pics posted by peter and I'm sure Mcjagger's had more experience than he's letting on on that front.

I remember watching a documentary program from Channel 4, where it was about male and female Americans who were shagging their  animals. I also witnessed a sex therapist there who was justifying bestiality, saying that if humans can eat animals, then what's wrong with shagging them?

Yes.
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2006, 11:04:45 AM »
Looks like you can get a 'professional' to say that anything is ok these days  ::)
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2006, 11:08:47 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 11:04:45 AM
Looks like you can get a 'professional' to say that anything is ok these days  ::)

Well, in ancient times, pagan tribes from continents like Europe and Africa performed sexual intercourse with animals, which in those days it was okay. But now it's not because we are brought up by a society that is based on Judeo-Christian values, and therefore we are led to believe that sex with animals is immoral and cruel.

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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2006, 11:11:48 AM »
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2006, 11:14:01 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 11:11:48 AM
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.

It is weird, and yet it's a very common practice with other animals from the animal kingdom.
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2006, 11:17:04 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 24, 2006, 11:14:01 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 24, 2006, 11:11:48 AM
I just think its fucking weird  :laugh:  I'm not going to get into the informed consent stuff because lets face it, they don't give consent for us to eat them either.

It is weird, and yet it's a very common practice with other animals from the animal kingdom.

Really? On the one hand you'd think they'd be a lot more hybrids wandering round, but on the other I suppose it makes sense that when aesthetics don't play as big a part any willing body will do.

Sorry for the thread hijack sausage :-[
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2006, 11:48:59 AM »
Jesus Fuck, how did my thread turn into beastiality central?

"Hi, nice to meet you all!"
"Hi, you don't fuck animals, do you?"
"No, just women with big tits."
"Oh, okay. Let's talk about beastiality then!"
"...."

;p

-Corey
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2006, 11:51:00 AM »
i think you should change your name to "Hijack Sausage" at the earliest oportunity:  i misread PI's last sentence, and nearly ruptured myself laughing.

:laugh:

as for "bestiality central"...

welcome to Intensity2, o Sausage of Power.
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Re: Soy el pollo loco?
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2006, 11:52:01 AM »
Welcome, SausageofPower. I'm glad you don't fuck animals.  ;D
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