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Ladies, what do you call it?
« on: December 15, 2010, 03:43:35 PM »


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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 03:55:42 PM »
I call it a vagina.

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 04:01:13 PM »
Birth Cannon LMAO :rofl:
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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 04:31:29 PM »
A printer, my squid?

I have a cannon ink jet. The ink jet is for you when defending yourself.

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 04:37:56 PM »
Moose knuckle and Map of tasmania are my favorites. :LMAO:

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 04:40:30 PM »
I call it a vagina.

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Me too, but I rather like the prissier selections on the list!   :prude:
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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 04:52:30 PM »
A printer, my squid?

I have a cannon ink jet. The ink jet is for you when defending yourself.

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 :lol: no I was referring to one of the names on the list "Birth Cannon" I mispelled it though  :P
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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 05:10:42 PM »
^^^^^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2010, 05:12:57 PM »
As if anyone of us would make a serious reply to this thread considering his opinion of the organ.
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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2010, 05:13:47 PM »
As if anyone of us would make a serious reply to this thread considering his opinion of the organ.

Maybe he will learn to love it more by calling it endearing names!  :laugh:
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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2010, 05:21:43 PM »
As if anyone of us would make a serious reply to this thread considering his opinion of the organ.

Read those prehistory novels of Jane Auel with a friend. Her using the word organ for penis, be it the penis of a human or a mammoth cracked us up. We kept seeing church-organs or Hammonds in a prehistoric copulation setting.
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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2010, 05:23:24 PM »
As if anyone of us would make a serious reply to this thread considering his opinion of the organ.
Oh shut the fuck up you old cranky bitch.

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 05:27:01 PM »
^^^^^^ harsh, dude.

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2010, 05:28:52 PM »
Oh well. Its just words on the screen, remember.

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Re: Ladies, what do you call it?
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2010, 05:29:39 PM »
Look, anyone can call me anything they want.  In 99 out of 100 times I won't take offense or be hurt or even respond beyond something innocuous.  However, I do purr if petted.
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