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Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« on: November 08, 2010, 11:12:36 PM »
For those of you who didn't already know, the Old Testament (Tanach or whatever) is a pagerism of the Ugartic Texts.

Yeah, the Jews are so fucking cheap they can't even make up their own gods.  ::)

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 11:13:53 PM »
All the religious bullshit in the world is plagiarism

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2010, 11:17:23 PM »
For those of you who didn't already know, the Old Testament (Tanach or whatever) is a pagerism of the Ugartic Texts.

Yeah, the Jews are so fucking cheap they can't even make up their own gods.  ::)

But then... Christianity stole from them, and it goes on, even to this day with all these cults.

But it would be interesting to map out all religious references to find a common origin. According to certain mythological archetypes that exist in religions all over the world; it provides some evidence that all religions could have emerged from one source. Now that would be an interesting revelation, to find the first religious text/cave painting ever written/drawn and it contains all the archetypes in it.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2010, 11:21:06 PM by ProfessorFarnsworth »
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2010, 11:36:02 PM »
For those of you who didn't already know, the Old Testament (Tanach or whatever) is a pagerism of the Ugartic Texts.

Yeah, the Jews are so fucking cheap they can't even make up their own gods.  ::)

But then... Christianity stole from them, and it goes on, even to this day with all these cults.

But it would be interesting to map out all religious references to find a common origin. According to certain mythological archetypes that exist in religions all over the world; it provides some evidence that all religions could have emerged from one source. Now that would be an interesting revelation, to find the first religious text/cave painting ever written/drawn and it contains all the archetypes in it.

Before Christainity here, the Indigenous folk believed in the rainbow serpent, and there is one fellow I know whose name translates as this:

"And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up" John 3:14

The fella is a Torres Strait Islander who is not Christian, and claims Paganism. As his people were here before the Christians, their beliefs go back to around 40,000 years, back to the Dreamtime.

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 06:48:35 AM »
All the religious bullshit in the world is plagiarism

Even   :fsm:   ?
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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 10:00:17 AM »
I could start a religion based on what i've seen. I've even died.  :zoinks:
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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 10:45:49 AM »
I could start a religion based on what i've seen. I've even died.  :zoinks:

Then join the list of people who claim to be the second comming of Jesus. I'm sure you could make a buttload of money!  :laugh:

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 04:42:46 PM »
I could start a religion based on what i've seen. I've even died.  :zoinks:
Have died too. Sometimes it doesn't stick.

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 04:47:41 PM »
I could start a religion based on what i've seen. I've even died.  :zoinks:

Please tell me you didn't post this.  Now General Razorbeard might read it and start his own religion.
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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 05:16:36 PM »
I could start a religion based on what i've seen. I've even died.  :zoinks:

Please tell me you didn't post this.  Now General Razorbeard might read it and start his own religion.

Hopefully one of the main practices will be sacrificial offerings of the leader.
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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 05:19:33 PM »
I could start a religion based on what i've seen. I've even died.  :zoinks:

Then join the list of people who claim to be the second comming of Jesus. I'm sure you could make a buttload of money!  :laugh:

2nd coming? I thought the bugger was a virgin.

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 10:39:26 AM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Jews are so cheap, they steal other peoples holy books!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 04:29:56 PM »
For those of you who didn't already know, the Old Testament (Tanach or whatever) is a pagerism of the Ugartic Texts.

Yeah, the Jews are so fucking cheap they can't even make up their own gods.  ::)

What's new?

All thoughts and ideas, religions too, evolved. Nothing new.

If you think that is cheap, then our whole existence as it is now is just as cheap. We did not evolve out of thin air. Nor did our cultures, philosophies and religions.
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