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DukeNukem

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2010, 10:57:35 PM »
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2010, 11:17:31 PM »
People really were made of clay? No more Adam and Eve just Gumby and Sylvia Saint.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2010, 12:41:44 AM »
Quote from: Mudkipz link=topic=14798.msg640697#msg640697 =1285563455
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:

We already have, and it turned out you are.



... If that fuckwit Chapman had missed.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2010, 12:48:06 AM by Steve-O »
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2010, 05:18:31 AM »
Imagine if..... I was in reality an OCTOPUS  :o
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2010, 05:35:07 AM »
Imagine if I was not an insane axe murderess.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2010, 06:03:51 AM »
Imagine how well I would sleep then.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2010, 11:05:28 AM »
Quote from: richard on September 26, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month

Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2010, 11:52:09 AM »
imagine is a cool song by john lennon, odeon do you agree :zoinks:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2010, 11:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 27, 2010, 11:05:28 AM
Quote from: richard on September 26, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month

Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2010, 12:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 27, 2010, 11:05:28 AM
Quote from: richard on September 26, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
why so offended? and no mostley because it isnt blood. besides everyone poops, not everyone poops blood
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2010, 12:20:25 PM »
Quote from: richard on September 27, 2010, 12:09:48 PM
Quote from: Weakling on September 27, 2010, 11:05:28 AM
Quote from: richard on September 26, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
why so offended? and no mostley because it isnt blood. besides everyone poops, not everyone poops blood

I think it'd be intresting having both sexual parts
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #56 on: September 27, 2010, 02:37:58 PM »
Quote from: richard on September 27, 2010, 12:09:48 PM
Quote from: Weakling on September 27, 2010, 11:05:28 AM
Quote from: richard on September 26, 2010, 05:11:29 PM
imagine if you had both sex parts. i'd end my life, i never want to own a hole that bleeds once a month
Hey, you don't complain about the hole that shits once a day do you?
why so offended? and no mostley because it isnt blood. besides everyone poops, not everyone poops blood

My nose bleeds at times, but I'm keeping it!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2010, 02:40:47 PM »
good point jolly weeble. :plus:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #58 on: September 28, 2010, 07:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 26, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:

I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #59 on: September 28, 2010, 10:42:56 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 28, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 26, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:

I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.

You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)

Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!

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