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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2010, 12:00:40 PM »
:idea:

Train them to deliver spoken telegrams. Make money out of their loud way of being.

Good ideas.  I'll send they to Hykeaswell for training in the intricacies of delivering mail, packages and messages.
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\Mycommunicationskillshavebeentotallyfuckeduobyanonfunctionalkeybo[ard.OrshouldIsaybarelyfunctionalkeybo[ard.sendingthosepoarakeepotsherewillmakethemcompo;letelyununderstandeble.
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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2010, 03:24:32 PM »
Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2010, 04:12:42 PM »
Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member?  :orly:

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.

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Head-hunting  :zoinks:

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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2010, 06:47:11 AM »
Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.

Is Ragtime a WP member?  :orly:

Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.

When I do go I look for people having a hard time with the mods for silly reasons
Head-hunting  :zoinks:

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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2010, 01:16:58 PM »
Test the air in coal mines
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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2010, 08:00:00 PM »
Test the air in coal mines

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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2010, 09:40:33 AM »
Test the air in coal mines

 :rage: cough cough  :rage:

The air is bad enough in a smoker's house! I visited a smoking friend the other day and kept waving her smoke away from my face!  :sick:
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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2017, 09:25:13 PM »
Light it and smoke it.
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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
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Re: Things to do with a live parakeet
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2017, 10:36:12 AM »
 :thumbup:  Super Silver Bird.
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