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Re: Story game
« Reply #105 on: September 25, 2006, 05:32:41 AM »
cttage cheese thighs, and a sudden demand for mansierrs.
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Re: Story game
« Reply #106 on: September 25, 2006, 05:35:38 AM »
... The cookie deprivation, however, soon got the better of the cookie monster, and in a murderous, insane rampage, he broke free and ate all of the slimy, disgusting, annoying little children alive, not only making the world a better place, but also giving him his healthy looks back. ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #107 on: September 25, 2006, 06:15:12 AM »
but now Jamie Oliver's passing had caused a lack of good food programming on tv, apart from Cookie Monster's show and CM was starting to feel bored he wanted competition to be able to prove his superiority so took a trip to Mialand and puked up Jamie who was yet mostly undigested because CM's digestive track was so fucked up from the ana period and so the tv screens were once again filled with two brilliant speech impedimented shefs in the end

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Re: Story game
« Reply #108 on: September 26, 2006, 03:54:28 AM »
unfortunately, jamie oliver's return to the screen was marred by being mutilated by a rogue meat and potato pie, which was enraged by the cunt's repeated use of the word 'pukka'.
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Re: Story game
« Reply #109 on: September 28, 2006, 08:05:15 AM »
so then Cookie Monster raised a hand and asked: "what's a pukka? ???"
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Re: Story game
« Reply #110 on: September 29, 2006, 02:09:14 PM »
to which the cookie said, "one of my ingredients."




the cookie monster kept on munching and...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #111 on: September 29, 2006, 05:35:08 PM »
... soon began to feel real good. ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #112 on: September 29, 2006, 05:48:50 PM »
,low and very slow...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #113 on: October 03, 2006, 07:57:38 PM »
and slightly fucked with the MEGA MUNCHIES 8)

cos everyone knows that spacecakes are the way forward for modern society ;D
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Re: Story game
« Reply #114 on: October 08, 2006, 02:50:12 PM »
... Of cource, they are wrong! Completely wrong! Not only that, but... they, they are all in on it! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #115 on: October 10, 2006, 07:17:23 PM »
of massive proportions, one which encompases the entirety of the known universe (and some others that cannot be mentioned :P

anywho by this time, the cookie monster was getting bored with the limited array of products on the current world consumers market, so using wit, cunning and the aid of a multi-million dollar corporation: CM derives a new and innovative way of taking the market by storm...

outerspacecakes

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Re: Story game
« Reply #116 on: October 11, 2006, 01:20:50 AM »
but Pinochio :pinocchio: had originally come up with outerspacecakes and showed up to demand some serious money for this hole in his wall of opportunity. :P
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Re: Story game
« Reply #117 on: October 12, 2006, 12:57:12 AM »
... As he made his claims however, people were quick to notice a slight extension of the length of his nose occurring, and his claims were thus summarily dismissed. ...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #118 on: October 12, 2006, 12:08:18 PM »
and all of a sudden a huge space ship emerged and demanded the release of Pinochio who was actually an alien child posing as a wooden doll posing as a little boy and the aliens now wanted him back home to their planet Meganozo...
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Re: Story game
« Reply #119 on: October 12, 2006, 02:58:00 PM »
... But a great disaster befell the Meganozian ship, for Pinnochio had catched a cold during his stay on earth... ...
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