What are you eating right now?

[midlifeaspie]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

["couldbecousin"]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

[midlifeaspie]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

["couldbecousin"]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

  You sound hungry, go boil some tofu. 

[midlifeaspie]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

  You sound hungry, go boil some tofu. 

I am pleasantly stuffed with oatmeal and coffee 

["couldbecousin"]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

  You sound hungry, go boil some tofu. 

I am pleasantly stuffed with oatmeal and coffee 

  I have no doubt.     Chewy, gluey, gag-inducing oatmeal is MY favorite too.

[midlifeaspie]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

  You sound hungry, go boil some tofu. 

I am pleasantly stuffed with oatmeal and coffee 

  I have no doubt.     Chewy, gluey, gag-inducing oatmeal is MY favorite too.

My oatmeal is even better because it is cold, and raw, and vegan 

["couldbecousin"]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

  You sound hungry, go boil some tofu. 

I am pleasantly stuffed with oatmeal and coffee 

  I have no doubt.     Chewy, gluey, gag-inducing oatmeal is MY favorite too.

My oatmeal is even better because it is cold, and raw, and vegan 

  Cold and raw?!    Do you just eat it straight out of the carton then?

[midlifeaspie]

  Soon I will be eating angel hair pasta, with meat sauce my boss gave me. 

If your boss is giving you his meat sauce you had better ask for a raise

  My boss is a she and it's actual marinara sauce, not whatever you imply. 

 

  My meal is ready and I shall now enjoy it while ignoring the haters. 

Make sure you clean your plate.  Don't leave any of her meat sauce behind 

  You sound hungry, go boil some tofu. 

I am pleasantly stuffed with oatmeal and coffee 

  I have no doubt.     Chewy, gluey, gag-inducing oatmeal is MY favorite too.

My oatmeal is even better because it is cold, and raw, and vegan 

  Cold and raw?!    Do you just eat it straight out of the carton then?

You mix up a pureed banana, raw oats, chia seeds and soy milk in a bowl and leave it in the fridge overnight.  The seeds soak up the milk making a gel.  You stir the whole thing up, add some peanut butter and chow down.  I eat this for breakfast every morning.  It's my favorite thing

["couldbecousin"]

  ^  Is it very different from chewy gluey cooked oatmeal? 

[P7PSP]

Split pea soup.

[midlifeaspie]

  ^  Is it very different from chewy gluey cooked oatmeal? 

Completely different

["couldbecousin"]

  ^  Is it very different from chewy gluey cooked oatmeal? 

Completely different

  Interesting!      Though if I ever tried it, I'd have to use regular milk.

[midlifeaspie]

  ^  Is it very different from chewy gluey cooked oatmeal? 

Completely different

  Interesting!      Though if I ever tried it, I'd have to use regular milk.

No you wouldn't

Milk that comes from here:



Is better than milk that comes from here:



And this didn't have to die to provide it:



Besides, my milk doesn't have any pus in it, and doesn't cause cancer

["couldbecousin"]

  But I am allergic to both soy milk and rice milk.