What are you eating right now?

["couldbecousin"]

It was okay, a lot like lean beef. They did forget the mushrooms and onions. Bastards!

 Bastards indeed!  Mushrooms and onions would have been awesome. 

["couldbecousin"]

It was okay, a lot like lean beef. They did forget the mushrooms and onions. Bastards!

they replaced yours with a regular burger, I stole the original. tasted like chiken

 At least it wasn't a tofu burger.  I hate fake meat. 

['andersom']

A whole wheat biscuit.

Oh bugger, it has gone, while typing this post.

["couldbecousin"]

A whole wheat biscuit.

Oh bugger, it has gone, while typing this post.

 Gone?  Gone where?  Do you have a Netherlands Triangle that steals biscuits?   

['andersom']

A whole wheat biscuit.

Oh bugger, it has gone, while typing this post.

 Gone?  Gone where?  Do you have a Netherlands Triangle that steals biscuits?   

Not exactly a Triangle.

It's far more sinister, and I think you may have had similar experiences. Cookies may disappear into the void which entrance lays hidden between your jaws. 

["couldbecousin"]

 I think I know what you mean!  I have a plate of spaghetti here and I will let you know what happens!   

['andersom']

I think I know what you mean!  I have a plate of spaghetti here and I will let you know what happens!   

Will you be singing pirate songs before and after the meal?

["couldbecousin"]

I think I know what you mean!  I have a plate of spaghetti here and I will let you know what happens!   

Will you be singing pirate songs before and after the meal?

 Aye, the spaghetti is going to walk the plank!   

[odeon]

Just ordered some room service. An elk burger with swiss, onions, and mushrooms.

An elk burger sounds a bit bizarre.

I like elk but it's not something I'd want to see made into a burger.

[midlifeaspie]

Just ordered some room service. An elk burger with swiss, onions, and mushrooms.

An elk burger sounds a bit bizarre.

I like elk but it's not something I'd want to see made into a burger.

I think it is too dry otherwise.  Most Elk burgers are at least 25% ground beef to add moisture and to bind it together better.

[lutra]

Am eating a warm wrap with some slices of cheese, onion, tomato and a bit of eggplant. (with a cup of tea)

[ShyOne]

Eating a few rows of chocolate with a cup of Twining's blackberry and nettle tea. It's a taste sensation

[Queen Victoria]

Pork and rice with green beans and carrots.  Very simple.

[P7PSP]

Pastrami on a bagel.

[Queen Victoria]

buttered toast and some tea.