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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2011, 08:17:08 AM »
I am wondering at exactly what point the person says "Damn it is boring. Nothing on TV. The forums I am on are slow and uninteresting. Can't be bothered reading a book. Don't feel like cleaning or going out and visiting. Ugh....come to think of it though, I do have a cucumber.."
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2011, 09:58:07 AM »
I am wondering at exactly what point the person says "Damn it is boring. Nothing on TV. The forums I am on are slow and uninteresting. Can't be bothered reading a book. Don't feel like cleaning or going out and visiting. Ugh....come to think of it though, I do have a cucumber.."

Indeed, the cucumber doesn't even rattle it's cage to make it's presence known.
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2011, 11:03:35 AM »
I am wondering at exactly what point the person says "Damn it is boring. Nothing on TV. The forums I am on are slow and uninteresting. Can't be bothered reading a book. Don't feel like cleaning or going out and visiting. Ugh....come to think of it though, I do have a cucumber.."

Indeed, the cucumber doesn't even rattle it's cage to make it's presence known.

I wonder if anyone has tried inserting mexican jumping beans.  :dunno:

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2011, 12:00:18 PM »
Im guessing that it isnt medically reported because you really wouldn't need to go to the hospital for sticking a gerbil up your ass. Most people pull it out, or if it dies up there it just decomposes.


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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2011, 12:11:00 PM »
Im guessing that it isnt medically reported because you really wouldn't need to go to the hospital for sticking a gerbil up your ass. Most people pull it out, or if it dies up there it just decomposes.




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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2018, 05:46:17 PM »
This perverted sicko from Prineville was poaching deer, then fucking the corpses!!!   :zombiefuck:

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2018, 01:01:40 AM »
What a sick little fuckweasel (possibly a world first occurrence for the term 'fuckweasel' or adjective 'fuckweaselery' to actually mean just that, in the literal manner.)

And It'd be impossible to fuck a mouse with a dick, not without a power drill first to put a hole there. The mouse-muff wouldn't be big enough. I have had pet mice (no I didn't shag any of them or stuff any of them up my chocolate starfish) and a pair of mouse curtains (can't call 'em 'beef curtains can we, if they are the belongings of the murine critter in question??) (rhetorical...VERY, very VERY rhetorical question that) is about 4mm long in a female mouse.

So that guy must have had a real pencil dick if he did. No, not even a pencildick, a mdagli1-dick, the size of his mom's probably, a long but narrow thing like a ballpoint pen ink tube. And its probably not very long up their either. So mdfagli obviously is a he-she with an oversized clit that just looks like a male baby on the outside and has ovaries that dropped outa his/her/both's arse ring the last time it crapped its diaper thinking IT was trolling US. Silly faggot crywanker and NT piece 'o'shyte.
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