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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2010, 04:29:54 PM »
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2010, 04:36:47 PM »
Did the guy get arrested for having drugs or for having a brothel so people could stick gerbils in their asses or both?

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2010, 04:40:32 PM »
It read like he was on probation of some sort from the drugs.

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2010, 05:54:18 PM »
I feel especially bad for the mice, to have gone through what they did just to be euthanized.  I thought the mice and gerbil stuff was just an urban legend and nobody actually did that.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-about-gerbils



"A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup...a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces."

That had to hurt. :zombiefuck:

"In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick."

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Putting a firecracker in your arsehole is  :viking:

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2010, 07:29:21 PM »
Putting a firecracker in your arsehole is  :viking:

Please, no footage here, if you decide to try it.

He'd have to do a live webcast! Soon to be a dead webcast. :duh:
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2010, 09:24:27 PM »
Why does the best shit on this site get posted when I'm in school??   :tantrum:

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2010, 12:06:10 AM »
Oh god, this happened next door.

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2010, 05:03:32 AM »
Anyone remember when it was rumored (false) years back that Richard Gere liked to "play" with gerbils?

I know one thing, I'll never look at a bottle of pancake syrup in the same light again after this. :zombiefuck:

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2010, 07:33:27 PM »
Anyone remember when it was rumored (false) years back that Richard Gere liked to "play" with gerbils?

I know one thing, I'll never look at a bottle of pancake syrup in the same light again after this. :zombiefuck:


Yes, it was looking into that allegation that led me to the conclusion that it was just an urban legend and that nobody ever actually did it.

I'm not so sure anymore.

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2010, 07:44:36 PM »
Permanent mental scar from the jeweler saws. Those things are like big jagged needles.

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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2010, 04:54:15 AM »
I feel especially bad for the mice, to have gone through what they did just to be euthanized.  I thought the mice and gerbil stuff was just an urban legend and nobody actually did that.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/478/is-it-true-what-they-say-about-gerbils

Not clicking on that link. Do not need to know any more. :zombiefuck:

It just lists what doctors have actually retrieved from down there and that there are no gerbils on the list.

My ex husband's Mother was the Medical Superintendants PA at a hospital and would have to type up such reports, in the 80's. She wrote reports of cases of the woman who presented to Emergency with a cucumber firmly wedged in her bottom, claiming she had fallen backwards into the fridge and landed in the crisper.

....another poor soul must have felt amorous in the toilet and decided to slide the toilet brush handle too far up his ass.....unable to drive himself to hospital, he presented in a taxi, covered in a towel....hard to wear underpants with a toilet brush stuck up your botty bot.

Another guy got his penis wedged in a length of steel pipe. They had to call the hospital's fitter and turner to cut off the pipe. The poor guy also had to attend for wound dressings weeks afterward. None of these are urban myths, they are actual cases.

I have no actual gerbil cases to report, although this story has been around for a long time. I believe it, for the most part. Apparently, the sexual thrill is when the gerbil goes into spasms and starts to die of suffocation in the persons anus. Not my idea of fun, but that's what I heard is the actual thrill, the spasms.
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2010, 06:20:47 AM »
Why do I keep reading the new posts in this thread?! WHY??? :duh: :duh: :duh:
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2010, 06:33:42 AM »



My ex husband's Mother was the Medical Superintendants PA at a hospital and would have to type up such reports, in the 80's. She wrote reports of cases of the woman who presented to Emergency with a cucumber firmly wedged in her bottom, claiming she had fallen backwards into the fridge and landed in the crisper.


Why do I keep reading the new posts in this thread?! WHY??? :duh: :duh: :duh:

Because obviously, I am trying to warn you of the dangers of making salad  :laugh:


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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2010, 06:36:30 AM »



My ex husband's Mother was the Medical Superintendants PA at a hospital and would have to type up such reports, in the 80's. She wrote reports of cases of the woman who presented to Emergency with a cucumber firmly wedged in her bottom, claiming she had fallen backwards into the fridge and landed in the crisper.


Why do I keep reading the new posts in this thread?! WHY??? :duh: :duh: :duh:

Because obviously, I am trying to warn you of the dangers of making salad  :laugh:



Oh yeah! That's right! I am a bit clumsy myself and am planning to diet soon, so...very timely, and much appreciated! :idea:
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Re: beastiality case
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2011, 08:04:43 AM »
She wrote reports of cases of the woman who presented to Emergency with a cucumber firmly wedged in her bottom, claiming she had fallen backwards into the fridge and landed in the crisper.

:LMAO:

and anyone who puts gerbils up their ass is a fucking disgusting piece of shit and I hope they die a horrible death