What did you find today?

[TheoK]

Brains are rare, at least used ones.

["couldbecousin"]

I found a pair of manicure scissors that have been missing for over a month!

[skyblue1]

Found that stupidity is catching if it looks good.

It's spring. It started with one, now more people are ornamenting their front gardens with huge pots filled with big plants in front of their letterbox.
It just does not occur to them that they can reach the letterbox fine, from the inside, but from the outside you have to wriggle the mail through the plants. And when the pot is really big, you have to do it balancing in a weird position too. 

I wonder why I don't find brains in the street.

who said they have brains

['andersom']

Found that stupidity is catching if it looks good.

It's spring. It started with one, now more people are ornamenting their front gardens with huge pots filled with big plants in front of their letterbox.
It just does not occur to them that they can reach the letterbox fine, from the inside, but from the outside you have to wriggle the mail through the plants. And when the pot is really big, you have to do it balancing in a weird position too. 

I wonder why I don't find brains in the street.

who said they have brains

Silly me, I thought most people were born with them, and lost them afterwards.

["couldbecousin"]

Found that stupidity is catching if it looks good.

It's spring. It started with one, now more people are ornamenting their front gardens with huge pots filled with big plants in front of their letterbox.
It just does not occur to them that they can reach the letterbox fine, from the inside, but from the outside you have to wriggle the mail through the plants. And when the pot is really big, you have to do it balancing in a weird position too. 

I wonder why I don't find brains in the street.

who said they have brains

Silly me, I thought most people were born with them, and lost them afterwards.

*nods* My mother useds to say that our ditzy neighbors didn't have the brains they were born with!

['andersom']

Found that stupidity is catching if it looks good.

It's spring. It started with one, now more people are ornamenting their front gardens with huge pots filled with big plants in front of their letterbox.
It just does not occur to them that they can reach the letterbox fine, from the inside, but from the outside you have to wriggle the mail through the plants. And when the pot is really big, you have to do it balancing in a weird position too. 

I wonder why I don't find brains in the street.

who said they have brains

Silly me, I thought most people were born with them, and lost them afterwards.

*nods* My mother useds to say that our ditzy neighbors didn't have the brains they were born with!

Maybe they exchanged them at experimental parties, with holes in heads and such.

[Parts]

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

['andersom']

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

[skyblue1]

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

wow , never would have thought of doing that

["couldbecousin"]

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

Me too! I need to learn some skills! Also, parts' house sounds warm and full of life.

[Parts]

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frog

['andersom']

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frog

Aaaaaah, no place for me? A grown up woman, with two kids, and only visiting cats?

[Phlexor]

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frog

Aaaaaah, no place for me? A grown up woman, with two kids, and only visiting cats?

Well he only has 1 wife, maybe he could do with a few more.

[Parts]

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frog

Aaaaaah, no place for me? A grown up woman, with two kids, and only visiting cats?

Well if you help put up a new addition we could make room

['andersom']

One of the kids found a fancy bike speedometer going to hook it up to a power drill and see how fast it will go

Will you adopt me?

Sorry were full up now 4 kids, the wife, 5 cats, 2 dogs and one frog

Aaaaaah, no place for me? A grown up woman, with two kids, and only visiting cats?

Well he only has 1 wife, maybe he could do with a few more.

Oh, I was thinking of keeping on dating my BF. Not gonna give that up for a new home.