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How to get your assed kicked
« on: March 18, 2010, 06:29:54 PM »
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 06:32:07 PM »

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 06:32:15 PM »
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


 :laugh:

Why, did you try this out yourself?

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 07:58:58 PM »
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


That made me fucking laugh.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 08:07:43 PM »
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


 :laugh:

Why, did you try this out yourself?

I'm not dead, so the answer is obvious.
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM »
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 08:10:44 PM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 08:12:41 PM »


You guys are making me laugh so much tonight I got a headache. Ohhh shiiit... :LOL:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2010, 08:15:59 PM »
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 08:17:18 PM »
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o

*nods* That's the impression I get. I'll bet it would be even worse if there were drunk redneck BIKERS there too!  :o
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 08:19:34 PM »
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o

*nods* That's the impression I get. I'll bet it would be even worse if there were drunk redneck BIKERS there too!  :o

I wouldn't go in. Serious. I don't normally go to bars anyway. I've got too much history with that kind of crap.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 09:31:07 PM »


 :plus: Perfect! Looks like one of those traffic-safety signs.  :laugh:
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