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Remembering when we used to have only three tv channels.
You realise that the "modern sound processor" you just got hold of is over 20 years old.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2014, 04:06:32 AMYou realise that the "modern sound processor" you just got hold of is over 20 years old.Your technology is old enough to join I2.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
You're talking about your latest band crush with the waitress at the local diner and out of your mouth pops,"They're so adorable. I can't decide whether to adopt them or fuck them."