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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #525 on: December 02, 2017, 04:13:09 PM »

So you still look exactly like your avatar.

Excellent.
I am actually quite a bit less attractive.  But still ...    :viking:

My hair is short and more or less grey, so not exactly...

I'm wondering if you look like what I imagine you look like.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #526 on: December 02, 2017, 05:18:15 PM »
When all my recent injuries are from sleeping wrong.  :hahaha:

  Your bitches are pummeling you in your sleep.  They're tired of your shit. :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #527 on: December 02, 2017, 06:10:16 PM »
When all my recent injuries are from sleeping wrong.  :hahaha:

  Your bitches are pummeling you in your sleep.  They're tired of your shit. :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:

You should have seen them in action today, toiling under the hood of my car as I relaxed and watched while sipping coffee.  :zoinks:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #528 on: December 02, 2017, 06:16:07 PM »
When all my recent injuries are from sleeping wrong.  :hahaha:

  Your bitches are pummeling you in your sleep.  They're tired of your shit. :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:

You should have seen them in action today, toiling under the hood of my car as I relaxed and watched while sipping coffee.  :zoinks:

  That car's totally fucked up now.  You're screwed.  Should have been nicer to your bitches.  :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #529 on: December 02, 2017, 06:23:08 PM »
When all my recent injuries are from sleeping wrong.  :hahaha:

  Your bitches are pummeling you in your sleep.  They're tired of your shit. :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:

You should have seen them in action today, toiling under the hood of my car as I relaxed and watched while sipping coffee.  :zoinks:

  That car's totally fucked up now.  You're screwed.  Should have been nicer to your bitches.  :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:

It works better than ever. My bitches adore me and fix all my broken stuff. Maybe they'll clean it for me next. :zoinks:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #530 on: December 03, 2017, 09:11:43 AM »
Now they're hanging the Christmas lights for me.  :zoinks:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #531 on: December 03, 2017, 01:08:07 PM »
Now they're hanging the Christmas lights for me.  :zoinks:

  Rigging them to give you a nasty shock! :gopher: :trollskull:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #532 on: December 03, 2017, 02:43:12 PM »
Now they're hanging the Christmas lights for me.  :zoinks:

  Rigging them to give you a nasty shock! :gopher: :trollskull:


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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #533 on: December 03, 2017, 02:56:35 PM »
Hou have light hair, ren. Dye ought to take with reasonable ease. You should at least be able to dye with ease greater than my own, which is naturally dark and requires quite aggressive bleaching before dyes take well.

Darker colors, as well as more intense ones are particularly difficult. Blues are particularly problematic.
No, my hair is dark red/brown. I could dye it, but I would need to bleach it first. That damages hair so that's why I said I would wait until I'm grey to dye it.

Sounds like mine, but probably more brown...mine's like a chestnut color, you can see the red in the sun. Too dark, if it would start turning gray I would stop dyeing it.  :laugh:

Thankfully the little gray I do have seems to be dye resistant. :thumbup:

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #534 on: December 03, 2017, 05:10:33 PM »
Now they're hanging the Christmas lights for me.  :zoinks:

  Rigging them to give you a nasty shock! :gopher: :trollskull:



My bitches don't let the cords get all knotted up like that.  :zoinks:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #535 on: December 05, 2017, 04:32:09 AM »
Now they're hanging the Christmas lights for me.  :zoinks:

  Rigging them to give you a nasty shock! :gopher: :trollskull:



My bitches don't let the cords get all knotted up like that.  :zoinks:

  Not without a good reason.  :gopher: >:D :trollface:
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #536 on: December 05, 2017, 04:41:21 AM »
For some reason the only way I can imagine gray on you IQ, is if you have long, straight dark hair, with just a front lock of white/grey, or one either side. In an elegant, refined sort of look. I think one side would look better IMO out of the two potential styles like that. An ice-white lock for an icequeen  maybe?

Just a mental image of course, but I do reckon it would look stylish :)
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #537 on: April 13, 2018, 08:21:45 PM »
The music IS too loud.

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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #538 on: April 14, 2018, 10:03:16 AM »
When you've got the aspirator pump hooked up to the garden hose and you think to yourself 'bollocks if I'm going to squat over this buchner funnel/erlenmeyer flask, I need to go and sit the hell down and it can finish filtering by itself while I stick it in a plant pot, because my knees are aching.
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Re: you know that you are getting old when....
« Reply #539 on: April 16, 2018, 04:11:04 AM »
  When you start telling all the youngsters to take care of their teeth!  :autism:


   Or, as I've heard, "If you can't be an example, be a warning." :trollskull:
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