Fuck off noob

[Natalia Evans]

Hello 

 

i have some grey area between my left ball and inner thigh.  should i worry?

If it's grey hair, just shave the entire undercarriage region. If it's grey skin, start worrying.

Hmm, 2 new members, and returning faces.  I smell rats  

You smell incorrectly. I had no idea this forum existed until earlier today when, feeling increasingly weirded out by the Stockholm syndrome I seemed to be developing after just a few days of exposure to Wrong Planet, I decided to Google the phrase "trolling wrongplanet", and a link to a thread here was on the first page.
It's nice to find an AS site that doesn't require members to curb their language and post content in case somebody's precious little crotch droppings see it and get corrupted. Having no desire to have any children of my own, I am fucked if I'm going to raise other people's for them. If people don't want their children to see nasty things they should have kept their fucking legs shut. Not having the word "aspie" in the site name helps too. I hate that word.

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The person referring to FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- is correct. It originated on 4chan.

ASPIE

[RageBeoulve]

You must not be one of those aspies who is black and white. Black and white thinkers suck.

Fuck off, nigger. Thats how I think, dammit.

[Natalia Evans]

I was just going to say "certain parts of the internet" but whatever.

Plus, you sure it was 4chan brah? Lots of other ones out there you know.

Violation of rules 1 and 2: caught red handed. Oh well.

ED seems to have relegated it to old meme status: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rage
I still like it though, so ED can fuck off.

Were you banned from WP?

No. Not yet, anyway. Actually, I probably won't get banned since in order to do so I would have to actually bother engaging in discussions there...

Granted, I did find a lot of information there which I have found very useful, but Jesus fucking Christ I'm too bored with those people to even finish writing a sentence about th

What violations did you do there?

[Natalia Evans]

You must not be one of those aspies who is black and white. Black and white thinkers suck.

Fuck off, nigger. Thats how I think, dammit.

[RageBeoulve]

You must not be one of those aspies who is black and white. Black and white thinkers suck.

Fuck off, nigger. Thats how I think, dammit.

 

[jman]

What exactly turned you off about WP?

Was it the constant whining? All the mentally retarded threads? The fascism?

[Grey Area]

Black and white thinkers suck.

Do I fail the "literal thinking at all times with no variation or flexibility at all EVARRRR" test if I find that statement amusing?

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- is there any way to stop it doing that?

[Grey Area]

What exactly turned you off about WP?

Was it the constant whining? All the mentally retarded threads? The fascism?

All the above.
Haha I sound like I've really got some kind of hatred for the place, but I haven't. It's just not my sort of place. Too many children and weird 40 year old virgins. And I resent having to self censor the f*** out of my c***ing posts there. It feels like I'm being infantilised somehow.

[Grey Area]

...not to mention the slowness of WP. This place has a ton of clutter on the main index page, but somehow it still manages to squeeze itself through my crappy dialup modem faster than WP does.

[Natalia Evans]

 

Black and white thinkers suck.

Do I fail the "literal thinking at all times with no variation or flexibility at all EVARRRR" test if I find that statement amusing?

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- is there any way to stop it doing that?

Black and white thinkers suck because they don't ever listen to other people, they are arrogant, narrow minded and ignorant, they don't ever want to be corrected, they argue with you until you agree with them, they don't shut up until you agree and they shove it in your face. I had an ex like that and my other ex was very ignorant and shallow, judgmental, never listened to me when I correct him. He was just stupid. My dad even has a cousin who is black and white and ugh she is so judgmental and always thinks she's right. She makes a false assumption and she won't want to hear your side of the story or when you try and correct her because she says she doesn't need to hear your hearsay or excuse. My mom says she thinks like an aspie but no way do I think like her and I'm the one with the condition. So that's why I'm a black and white hater.

If you are this above, you do suck.

[Grey Area]

Black and white thinkers suck because they don't ever listen to other people, they are arrogant, narrow minded and ignorant, they don't ever want to be corrected, they argue with you until you agree with them, they don't shut up until you agree and they shove it in your face. I had an ex like that and my other ex was very ignorant and shallow, judgmental, never listened to me when I correct him. He was just stupid. My dad even has a cousin who is black and white and ugh she is so judgmental and always thinks she's right. She makes a false assumption and she won't want to hear your side of the story or when you try and correct her because she says she doesn't need to hear your hearsay or excuse. My mom says she thinks like an aspie but no way do I think like her and I'm the one with the condition. So that's why I'm a black and white hater.

If you are this above, you do suck.

I don't think I'm one of those.
The reason that statement amused me was because "black and white thinkers suck" is a black and white statement. I inferred irony based on the fact that in a review I once read of Star Wars III, the reviewer pointed out that (to paraphrase) Lucas proves he can't write dialogue for toffee when he has Obi Wan say "only a Sith thinks in absolutes", which is in itself an absolute (end paraphrase). I started seeing that kind of ironic paradox in a lot of places after I read that. I'd never have noticed it on my own.

[Natalia Evans]

I'm black and white? Oh shit. 


How was it a black and white statement?

[odeon]

Welcome to I2, n00b.

[benjimanbreeg]

It's also good this place allows users to block avatars and signatures. That gets rid of a lot of clutter.

How come you know so much 

['andersom']