She's just obsessed with the guy.
If you want to drink somebody there might be a way to do it. First get a fucking huge blender. Chop the body into pieces and put them into the blender. Hit the button that says "Liquify", wait a while, then enjoy your human drink.
What about a wood chipper first ? Call it - 'Young Guy a la Fargo' Perfect smoothie for relaxing on those summer evenings or as apertif when dining with friends!
Need something somewhat sterile to put the human shavings from the woodchipper into (plastic bag or something?). That and you must keep the blades really clean. Close enough I guess, might get some leftover maple or oak flavour in your smoothie. I haven't watched Fargo in forever, bleh never enough hours in the day.