A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Had half a dozen cans of Cains 'Joseph Jones Strong Ale' - very moreish and a good, if quite strong, session ale. Bargain price, surprisingly good smooth tasty beer, and I'm pretty sure this fucker has made it to the US. Also forced down *ahem* a Thwaites Lancashire Brown Ale, and finishing off with a Holts Fifth Sense premium bitter while in chillout mode. Yay for being in Northern England!
Till I can have my glass of sherry or wine or other liquor at nightime after supper. I gave them up for Lent in sympathy for my wife who gives up coffee. Sunday we both get our vices back!
Quote from: ozymandias on April 06, 2007, 04:02:14 PMTill I can have my glass of sherry or wine or other liquor at nightime after supper. I gave them up for Lent in sympathy for my wife who gives up coffee. Sunday we both get our vices back! Why not give up something that you dislike instead? Wouldn't that make more sense?
Oh you know these catholic thingies, sense isn't part of the deal!