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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #30 on: February 20, 2010, 03:45:52 PM »
My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
were you eating lunch?
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #31 on: February 20, 2010, 06:37:30 PM »
Yes, a few times. No big deal.

Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #32 on: February 20, 2010, 07:34:04 PM »
Yes, a few times. No big deal.

Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
i love pissed masturbating.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #33 on: February 20, 2010, 07:59:46 PM »
Yes, a few times. No big deal.

Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
i love pissed masturbating.

It's very primal.

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2010, 08:03:48 PM »
Yes, a few times. No big deal.

Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
i love pissed masturbating.

It's very primal.
and the ejaculation seems to spew out like a rocket.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2010, 02:38:03 AM »
My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
were you eating lunch?

We were both completely clothed except that I had removed my shoes and neither of us was eating anything when we were approached.

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2010, 04:50:19 AM »
My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
were you eating lunch?

We were both completely clothed except that I had removed my shoes and neither of us was eating anything when we were approached.

Not even each others faces? You dirty little wench  >:D

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2010, 12:19:41 PM »
I got caught by an NCO once.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2010, 05:20:29 PM »
I got caught by an NCO once.
i bet that they catch people all the time.  just be happy that he didn't ask you if you needed help finishing....don't ask, don't tell.  ;D
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2010, 02:57:46 PM »
i have had sex in public.  i encouraged people to watch.

I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach. We tried to hide it though.  ;)

I also did it at a Life Guard Tower in Huntington Beach. 'bout a half mile northwest of the pier.

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2010, 05:26:25 PM »
i have had sex in public.  i encouraged people to watch.

I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach.

did the goat agree to this?
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2010, 05:48:33 AM »
i have had sex in public.  i encouraged people to watch.

I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach. We tried to hide it though.  ;)

I also did it at a Life Guard Tower in Huntington Beach. 'bout a half mile northwest of the pier.

Do you live near Huntington Beach now? I nearly got custom rims for my car from there last year.

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2010, 09:49:08 AM »
I got caught by an NCO once.
i bet that they catch people all the time.  just be happy that he didn't ask you if you needed help finishing....don't ask, don't tell.  ;D

Nah he caught me fucking. He gave us 20 mins to finish, winked, and walked away.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2010, 11:55:08 PM »
I walked in on my parents having sex when I was eleven. Then again when I was eighteen. Just horrible the image of my dads bare ass over top of my mom's spread legs.
I can't believe I remember that. Makes me want to wash my eyes out with Lemon party.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2010, 12:34:15 AM »
I walked in on my parents having sex when I was eleven. Then again when I was eighteen. Just horrible the image of my dads bare ass over top of my mom's spread legs.
I can't believe I remember that. Makes me want to wash my eyes out with Lemon party.
did he have a hairy ass?
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