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Offline Al Swearengen

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 09:57:00 PM »
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
Damned if I won't respond.
So it's on again & you can lay the blame squarely at his feet. Little passive-aggressive bitch

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2009, 12:37:22 AM »
No, and no. I lead a quiet life, me. :green:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2009, 01:18:10 AM »
No and yes. :runaway:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2009, 08:11:56 AM »
Nope, never been caught. That's what locks are for.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2009, 08:26:24 AM »
Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2009, 09:40:34 AM »
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
Is that so?

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2009, 09:43:21 AM »
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.

Yeah, DupeNothin needs to work on his routine a bit.   ;) ::)

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2009, 09:44:55 AM »
Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o

Were they hunting for 2 legged White Tail??  :eyebrows: :laugh: :rofl:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2009, 12:10:45 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2009, 04:19:40 PM »
Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o

Were they hunting for 2 legged White Tail??  :eyebrows: :laugh: :rofl:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2009, 09:14:45 PM »
I was at a party, lying stoned on a waterbed, when I realized that the two other people on the bed (male and female) were making the beast.  I realized I needed to excuse myself. I found the door, but in the darkness and my stonedness couldn't locate the doorknob. Whereupon I uttered one of the greatest lines I've ever come up with: "This door doesn't work."

Never caught. Not yet, anyway.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2009, 11:44:50 PM »
Let's just say in my case, there's one local cop who knows me better than the rest. :laugh:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2009, 11:52:47 PM »
My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2009, 02:16:46 PM »
Let's just say in my case, there's one local cop who knows me better than the rest. :laugh:

Did he know you in the biblical sense? or did he just get a wonderful view??  ;) :laugh:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 03:13:19 AM »
i have had sex in public.  i encouraged people to watch.
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