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Caught in the Act
« on: December 27, 2009, 09:56:20 PM »
 Last night I was having a few drinks before I went to bed (as usual). I had to tke one last piss before I went to bed. My parents had already gone to bed, the bathroom is right next to their bedroom and I didn't want to disturb them, so I decided to go out through the garage and water the bushes on the side of the house. As I opened the garage door, I heard a car alarm chirp across the street. This made me curious, in my drunken stupor, so I decided to investigate, after all, why would an alarm chirp without a cause? So I staggered across the street and when I approached the car, I saw and heard a commotion in the car. Apparently a couple of teenagers were fucking in the back seat and got nervous when they saw the garage lights come on. I turned around and walked back to the house chuckling to myself. A couple of minutes later, the car drove off.

Have you ever been caught in the act or caught someone else in the act??

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 11:17:08 PM »
Yes to the first one. :laugh:


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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 11:19:24 PM »
Yes.  :laugh:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 11:37:35 PM »
A joy of being a parent of small kids is that your chances of being caught on the odd occasion when you are both not exhausted and you have managed to get them down OK enough to have some late night nookie is pretty bloody extreme
I don't want to hear it. Save your complaints to Odeon. Yes, we had decided to drop hostilities. No, I didnt expect that Odeon would do other than start shit again like he always does
You're not going to stick to "a handful people", are you? That would be stupid.
Damned if I won't respond.
So it's on again & you can lay the blame squarely at his feet. Little passive-aggressive bitch

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2009, 01:54:20 AM »
Yup to both.
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2009, 11:03:48 AM »
Stories people!!! lets hear the stories!

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 12:11:16 PM »
 :-[
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 02:16:52 PM »
Odeon never spills the details unless he's drunk. Give him another hour. :green:

Have never been caught. I'm the sex ninja. :ninja:

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 02:24:07 PM »
I'm getting these knocks on the door of the shower lately.
My youngest telling me dad has come for a surprise visit.
She catches me just before the act. But it is annoying none the less.
The whole urge to act is gone then.
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 03:02:37 PM »
Have never been caught. I'm the sex ninja. :ninja:

Same here, though with my latest liasons at the local picnic site it may just be a matter of time, those benches are pretty out in the open...

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 03:06:24 PM »
I caught so people at the beach when walking the dog early in the morning. I was not paying attention and going along on auto pilot when I almost walked into their car I looked up and made eye contact with the guy for a second then hurried away :laugh:

Caught had people open the door then slam it shut real quick ;D
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 03:10:31 PM »
Have never been caught. I'm the sex ninja. :ninja:

Same here, though with my latest liasons at the local picnic site it may just be a matter of time, those benches are pretty out in the open...

Especially now, in winter, with all those leafless shrubs and trees.

And standing out in a white snow world....
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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 04:30:11 PM »
Odeon never spills the details unless he's drunk. Give him another hour. :green:

I'm going to work tomorrow. No way I'm going to drink tonight. :P
To me it looks like you're saying that banning bombs didn't stop bombs going off therefore there is no point to gun control because it's a mental health issue. 

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 06:01:15 PM »
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

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Re: Caught in the Act
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 07:54:59 PM »
Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!

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