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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #225 on: December 21, 2006, 06:56:45 PM »
I would need something done about those eyebrows, right away, maybe put some pinching color under the cheekbones for shading, creating the illusion of absence there, change the lip color altogether and help her learn how to line them better, hair is needy, also - maybe something with curly bangs to cut that forehead in half and some shading behind the point of her chin to create absence, again, and the midnight eyes are on their way out, so we will need to brighten around them with some earth tones. A major overhaul will do nicely, but until we can get all the Hollywood touches working for her, I'd still treat her to a mercy shag, just for showing up.

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #226 on: December 21, 2006, 07:06:03 PM »

Oh, wait. Scratch that! We're looking at Man-pretty here folks. He's shaggable just as he is ... any takers?
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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #227 on: December 21, 2006, 09:36:02 PM »
Nothing personal, but, I'm into ladies, not guys.  Though my wife finds Peter cute!  And she has discriminating tastes! ;D

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #228 on: December 21, 2006, 09:39:01 PM »
So what's up with this thread being full of pics of girls?  Why aren't there more pics of guys?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #229 on: December 22, 2006, 09:48:11 PM »
Shag it, though I'm not too bothered about her.



I think the pretty face, nice legs and trim body makes her lack of tits acceptable.



What about this one??

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #230 on: December 22, 2006, 09:50:25 PM »
Double bag it!! She looks like the whore of ___bab <insert town name here> Yuch!

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #231 on: December 22, 2006, 11:51:04 PM »
O.K. what about her??

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #232 on: December 23, 2006, 07:32:16 AM »
An improvement...Shag it!

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #233 on: December 23, 2006, 07:38:36 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.
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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #234 on: December 23, 2006, 07:54:45 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.

You don't lust for my anus anymore?  ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #235 on: December 23, 2006, 07:58:06 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.

You don't lust for my anus anymore?  ???

something psychological has happened to me over the past couple of days. transformed me into something less bendy.
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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #236 on: December 23, 2006, 08:01:24 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.

You don't lust for my anus anymore?  ???

something psychological has happened to me over the past couple of days. transformed me into something less bendy.

Did my cockpic cure you of your bisexual leanings?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #237 on: December 23, 2006, 08:03:35 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.

You don't lust for my anus anymore?  ???

something psychological has happened to me over the past couple of days. transformed me into something less bendy.

Did my cockpic cure you of your bisexual leanings?

oh no.  i'd still suck your dick.  but that doesn't make me any less bendy.
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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #238 on: December 23, 2006, 08:05:55 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.

You don't lust for my anus anymore?  ???

something psychological has happened to me over the past couple of days. transformed me into something less bendy.

Did my cockpic cure you of your bisexual leanings?

oh no.  i'd still suck your dick.  but that doesn't make me any less bendy.

Because straight guys do that all the time?  :-\
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Shag it/ double bag it.
« Reply #239 on: December 23, 2006, 08:14:04 AM »
bag it.  i am over this particular ghey.

You don't lust for my anus anymore?  ???

something psychological has happened to me over the past couple of days. transformed me into something less bendy.

Did my cockpic cure you of your bisexual leanings?

oh no.  i'd still suck your dick.  but that doesn't make me any less bendy.

Because straight guys do that all the time?  :-\

i am just curious if i could make a straight man ghey.
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