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Offline Al Swearegen

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Missing Zaftig
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:34:01 AM »
I miss her. Zaftig was a lovely kid. She was scared, shy and unassuming. Funny girl.

Most of all she loved her Mum. I think that is important.


She REALLY loved her Mum.

Quote from: zaftig on January 25, 2008, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 25, 2008, 06:22:54 AM
Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

 :zoinks:

Strange kid.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 06:46:17 AM »
 :indeed: That is one twisted post.  :lol:
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 07:19:19 AM »
Hmm...a few words that should never be used in the same sentence.

* Me
* My mother
* strap-ons

 :zombiefuck:
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 07:24:43 AM »
After reading that I will never be able to think of those old expressions "In a family way" or "keeping it in the family", without giggling like a schoolkid. :lol:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 07:29:37 AM »
Incest...a game the whole family can play.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 07:47:23 AM »
 :lol:

My, aren't you lame.

Quote from: zaftig on January 25, 2008, 06:21:58 AM
MILFs are hot.  But I would never fuck one.  Especially after some dreams I've been having lately.
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 07:48:26 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 25, 2008, 06:50:47 AM
Quote from: Zaftig on January 25, 2008, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 25, 2008, 06:22:54 AM
Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.

I think you just pwned yourself with this thread  :orly:
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 07:52:20 AM »
I thought zaftig was Gus.
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 07:54:03 AM »
Quote from: Kit on November 26, 2009, 07:52:20 AM
I thought zaftig was Gus.


I am  :laugh:
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 07:59:07 AM »
Quote from: B. on November 26, 2009, 07:48:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 25, 2008, 06:50:47 AM
Quote from: Zaftig on January 25, 2008, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 25, 2008, 06:22:54 AM
Do tell.

Would give you nightmares.

Let's just say that it involved me, my mother and some strap ons.  Disturbing stuff.

I am there in my mind doing sports commentary.

I think you just pwned yourself with this thread  :orly:

You think so? I dunno.

"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.

But go on something you were saying about me pwning myself somehow. Don't see it, but then I don't see most of what you try so feebly to communicate to others (and that is not something I have a real problem with).
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 08:22:34 AM by Sir_Les_Patterson »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Celticgoddess

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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 09:31:45 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on November 26, 2009, 07:59:07 AM


"OK and as she approaches the bend, we have Zaftig on top. It has been a long session for these two ugly competitors. A grueling and painful ordeal for these two sweaty, flushed, naked athletes. But with the end in sight...."

I have always thought that this kind of commentary would be bloody funny imposed over porn tapes or the like. Similar to the humour in Scrap's funniest things to say in bed thread or whatever.

That would be hilarious :lol:
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 09:33:18 AM »
God you're a pathetic man.
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 04:31:24 PM »
C'mon you aren't too butthurt to find any humour in this?
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 04:35:09 PM »
Me and you have a different sense of "humour" Les  :zoinks:

But I was referring more to how you actually bothered to dig that up
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Re: Missing Zaftig
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 04:43:17 PM »
Actually YOU did. That was one of the threads you recently necro-bumped. Zaftig/Bint can thank you for bringing it to my attention. Funny thread. :)
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
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