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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2009, 02:16:50 PM »


Fast food employees don't understand the metric system.



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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2009, 05:02:59 AM »
Black guys are always killed first  :-\

Especially if they're wearing a red Star Trek uniform!

yellow in the later series'
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2009, 05:04:36 AM »
Goldeneye:

You can drive off a cliff on a motorcycle after the air plane and fall into it and fly it.

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2009, 07:33:29 AM »
A bullet in flight can impart more momentum than it can possibly have to a body upon impact.
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2009, 07:42:16 AM »
bullets don't hit you if you duck and run. also, they don't hit you through cars. also, they don't hit you if you are inside the car. also, even machine guns can't hurt you. if you get shot it's a flesh wound and a pretty woman stitches you up and sterilizes the wound with alcohol. preferably whisky. which you then drink. and grunt.
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2009, 10:24:01 AM »
Gonna go and watch a movie now.  Will tell you all what I have learnt from it when I come back  :thumbup:

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2009, 10:25:11 AM »
I learned that movies are pretty much bullshit when it comes to facts.

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2009, 10:42:18 AM »
wow you're so clever sheed. i never knew that

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2009, 03:30:35 PM »
wow you're so clever sheed. i never knew that

wow you're so clever soph. i never knew that

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2009, 04:31:06 PM »
wow you're so clever sheed. i never knew that

wow you're so clever soph. i never knew that

wow. you're both a bunch of smartasses. i never new that

oh....wait...yeah I did know that. Shit. Nevermind. I just wanted to play too

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2009, 01:43:37 AM »
Benny & Joon:


If someone is playing the music too loud, just go in and shake your hands in the air and scream and then take the boom box after they turn it off.



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Flying is very dangerous and the only airline that is safe to fly on is Melbourne
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Winning in poker is very wrong, they make you take the money and leave
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2009, 09:49:03 PM »
Movie dogs always make a fake annoying whining noise that no self-respecting dog would ever make in real life. Television dogs do this as well.

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2009, 02:46:37 AM »
bint never came back.
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2009, 06:37:39 AM »
And thank fuck. I'm getting sick of her shite.

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2009, 06:42:59 AM »
That ghosts are real :o
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