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Post what you have learned in movies
« on: November 09, 2009, 06:53:04 PM »
I am sure lot of you know this game. I've seen this at IMDB a few times about movies and TV shows.


Benny & Joon:

1.When two kids lose their parents, only one will get sick
2.You can't bet a human being but you can bet a annoying cousin
3.Mike never wins unless he is trying to get rid of someone
4.Installing cable TV is hard
5.You won't last long as Joon's housekeeper
6.Smail is the new word for housekeeper
7.Ruthie wasn't a good actress
8.When you see a Help Wanted sign, take it and show it to the manager and say "I wanna help."
9.If someone thinks you're weird, just do your eccentric moves in the park to make them like you
10.If you make any food dance on forks, one of them will fly off and hit a person causing him or her to drop something
11.You can get around Spokane without a car in the B&J world but when it comes to Sam and Joon running off, they can't
12.Big brothers break up their little sisters romance
13.Benny needs Joon to be sick
14.It takes one bad incident for a over protective brother to realize he needs to let his sister grow up and be an adult
15.The mentally ills have every right to be outside
Sam can run really fast
16.If you upset someone by cleaning their house, leave them an old jack in the box
17.Raisins are humiliated grapes
18.The California Raisins are scary
19.You can drink and drive in Washington and nothing bad happens
20.Benny can't keep a goldfish alive
21. Eric holds down the fort
22. You can fall down three stories and you will only break a leg (literally)
23. Benny goes "smail" shopping
24. If you want to get rid of your cousin, use someone who is mentally ill
25. You don't know what you did with the hubcaps after throwing them in the air
26. Jerks forget to turn their headlights off
27. You will find your first love in a tree
28. You can hit on women but turn them down for a date
29. Only eccentrics can get into closed wards without an employee
30. Running low on super chunks is an emergency
31. Joon lit something on fire once at a poker game
32. You have to wear a helmet in the El Camino as a passenger
33. Former bad actresses move to Spokane and get a job as waitresses and managing apartment buildings
34. Benny and Joon have two different home addresses
35. Psychiatrists can arrest anyone in closed wards
36. When you climb a hospital, orderlies won't stop you and get security. Instead they just shout at you
37. Irons are used to make grilled cheese sandwiches
38. Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
39. Irish have a saying, "When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."
40. Mrs. Smail gives fits of semi precious metaphors.
42. Getting the score wrong in ping pong is cheating
43. You need a medical alert card to direct traffic to stay out of jail
44. You can't date and take care of your sick sister at the same time
45. Don't underestimate the mentally ill, they can count
46. Your hair smelling is hygienically disturbing
47. When your older brother takes your partner away, just burn an old photo of you and him from when you were kids
48. Use rayon when making grilled cheese sandwiches, silk is too soggy and cotton will burn it
49. Tennis rackets are now used to make mashed potatoes
50. Vacuums are used on beds
51. Writing a letter to your mom makes it all fancy when you have a mentally ill woman help
52. Joon doesn't like raisins on her tapioca but she now does after Benny kicked Sam out
53. Benny gets tapioca from the diner instead of the store
54. Benny may be able to walk all over Spokane but he sure can't when he goes to the diner or plays poker
55. When a mentally ill person breaks down on the bus, the driver will turn his bus around and go back to the neighborhood where they got on
56. When two kids lose their parents in a car crash, they will just stand there and watch and not cry or go hysteric
57. You can break a lamp if you think your brother is cheating
58. You can bet human beings in poker
59. Taking home an eccentric man is crazy, you throw them in a river or take them to the bus station
60. You can't quit your job as a housekeeper on short notice

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 07:05:12 AM »
I am sure lot of you know this game. I've seen this at IMDB a few times about movies and TV shows.


Benny & Joon:

1.When two kids lose their parents, only one will get sick
2.You can't bet a human being but you can bet a annoying cousin
3.Mike never wins unless he is trying to get rid of someone
4.Installing cable TV is hard
5.You won't last long as Joon's housekeeper
6.Smail is the new word for housekeeper
7.Ruthie wasn't a good actress
8.When you see a Help Wanted sign, take it and show it to the manager and say "I wanna help."
9.If someone thinks you're weird, just do your eccentric moves in the park to make them like you
10.If you make any food dance on forks, one of them will fly off and hit a person causing him or her to drop something
11.You can get around Spokane without a car in the B&J world but when it comes to Sam and Joon running off, they can't
12.Big brothers break up their little sisters romance
13.Benny needs Joon to be sick
14.It takes one bad incident for a over protective brother to realize he needs to let his sister grow up and be an adult
15.The mentally ills have every right to be outside
Sam can run really fast
16.If you upset someone by cleaning their house, leave them an old jack in the box
17.Raisins are humiliated grapes
18.The California Raisins are scary
19.You can drink and drive in Washington and nothing bad happens
20.Benny can't keep a goldfish alive
21. Eric holds down the fort
22. You can fall down three stories and you will only break a leg (literally)
23. Benny goes "smail" shopping
24. If you want to get rid of your cousin, use someone who is mentally ill
25. You don't know what you did with the hubcaps after throwing them in the air
26. Jerks forget to turn their headlights off
27. You will find your first love in a tree
28. You can hit on women but turn them down for a date
29. Only eccentrics can get into closed wards without an employee
30. Running low on super chunks is an emergency
31. Joon lit something on fire once at a poker game
32. You have to wear a helmet in the El Camino as a passenger
33. Former bad actresses move to Spokane and get a job as waitresses and managing apartment buildings
34. Benny and Joon have two different home addresses
35. Psychiatrists can arrest anyone in closed wards
36. When you climb a hospital, orderlies won't stop you and get security. Instead they just shout at you
37. Irons are used to make grilled cheese sandwiches
38. Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
39. Irish have a saying, "When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."
40. Mrs. Smail gives fits of semi precious metaphors.
42. Getting the score wrong in ping pong is cheating
43. You need a medical alert card to direct traffic to stay out of jail
44. You can't date and take care of your sick sister at the same time
45. Don't underestimate the mentally ill, they can count
46. Your hair smelling is hygienically disturbing
47. When your older brother takes your partner away, just burn an old photo of you and him from when you were kids
48. Use rayon when making grilled cheese sandwiches, silk is too soggy and cotton will burn it
49. Tennis rackets are now used to make mashed potatoes
50. Vacuums are used on beds
51. Writing a letter to your mom makes it all fancy when you have a mentally ill woman help
52. Joon doesn't like raisins on her tapioca but she now does after Benny kicked Sam out
53. Benny gets tapioca from the diner instead of the store
54. Benny may be able to walk all over Spokane but he sure can't when he goes to the diner or plays poker
55. When a mentally ill person breaks down on the bus, the driver will turn his bus around and go back to the neighborhood where they got on
56. When two kids lose their parents in a car crash, they will just stand there and watch and not cry or go hysteric
57. You can break a lamp if you think your brother is cheating
58. You can bet human beings in poker
59. Taking home an eccentric man is crazy, you throw them in a river or take them to the bus station
60. You can't quit your job as a housekeeper on short notice

I saw Benny and Joon once.

(You have seen it more than once huh?)

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2009, 07:15:38 AM »
it's more sad when dinosaurs, aliens, robots or cartoon lions die than it is when people die

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 08:54:18 AM »
A League of Their Own:



1. There is absolutely no crying in baseball whatsoever. Not only that, but it's illegal.
2. Miss Cuthbert played the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz.
3. There is a record for the longest pee (but Jimmy Dugan's doesn't count because Doris didn't time it from the beginning).
4. The way it works is ... the train moves, not the station.
5. You can't go to the World Series without Stilwell's toys.
6. God knows we're playing.
7. Busdrivers give notice of termination by throwing sod in their employer’s face.
8. There is such a thing as a pickle-tickle.
9. In Oregon, they feed chocolate to constipated cows.
10. Some umpires look like a penis with the little hat on.
11. Kit can’t lay off the high ones, and can’t hit them except at the decisive moment in game 7 of the World Series.
12. If something isn’t hard, everyone would do it.
13. There are few men in America who haven’t seen Mae’s bosom.
14. One can actually be an accomplished coffee maker.
15. The good Lord knows the name of the waitress Jimmy Dugan banged in South Bend - the one that kept calling His name.
16. Jimmy Dugan didn’t have a child, he was married to one.
17. Baseball legends can have positive influence on young boys - such as warning them to avoid the clap.
18. they will write the cows
19. chickens need to be on a leash
20. Brats are sweet little boys
22. A person from the war department will come with a telegram and won't give it to you unless you force it from them
23. The best player will leave when her husband comes back and then she comes back for the very last game in the series
24. Some players break windows
25. There is sister rivalry in the league
26. Stilwell is psychic for who is going to win the series
27. Someone's husband will return from the war after someone elses husband dies
28. Jimmy stinks
29. There are sarcastic scouts
30. Some people have to catch the train by running after it and tossing their suitcases on and hop on
31. Yelling at Alice before game is bad luck
32. It's bad luck to change your socks
33. Smelly socks kill Jimmy
34. Don't ask famous former alcoholic players to sign your baseball card, they will rip it
35. Dotties isn't really a ball player
36. Top players will only play one season
37. When a parent claims her kid is the sweetest little boy, it means he is a brat
38. Mae can poison peoples dinners
39. Only Mae can make the priest drop his bible twice in the confession booth
40. When passing a cemetery, you must cross your fingers or you won't get another hit
41. If you get in a fight with one of your team mates, your coach will throw you in the shower and spray cold water on you
42. Stilwell eats line ups
43. Only people from Oregon can give people the line up when their coach won't do it
44. Kit can read minds (knows what people are thinking)
45. Charlie was the name of Doris's abusive boyfriend

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 11:08:14 AM »
i have no idea what this is but...

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

1. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

the end
"the dreams we dream together become reality" - John Lemon

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2009, 09:18:37 PM »
A League of Their Own

Always use Marla's bat when you are trying to kill someone (figuratively speaking) with it, it's heavier
It's okay to throw mitts at brats when they are taunting you
The bears in YellowStone Park caused Dottie to turn her car around and go back and finish the league
You look like shit if you don't shave your facial hair
It takes one brat to get a bus driver to quit
Everyone matures at their own pace but some are so slow they blame all their problems on their older sister
Evelyn can't throw the ball to the right player

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2009, 10:16:41 PM »
Frightend, beautifull young women will always walk down the hallway where the killer is lurking.

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 03:24:04 AM »
Black guys are always killed first  :-\

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 03:25:52 AM »
if you go out with picard and beverly and you're not part of the regular cast, you're dead.
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 12:29:33 PM »
In every B rated horror flick, you always open the door when you're scared, defenceless, and it's the middle of the night. And you always go searching for scary people while holding a large kitchen knife. But you don't ever call 911.

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 12:45:53 PM »
i learned what decapitated heads look like

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 03:55:50 PM »
Black guys are always killed first  :-\

Especially if they're wearing a red Star Trek uniform!

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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 04:06:40 PM »
Cars explode violently when they crash
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 04:15:22 PM »
Explosions can happen right behind you and it won't knock you off your feet and badly injure you or kill you.
Throwing a grenade causes people to fly in the air when it explodes near them



101 Dalmatians

Dogs think like people
Dalmatians can really cause their owns to fall in the pond
Dogs do fall in love
London allows people to have over 100 dogs in their home
Roger can't tell the difference between his own dog and someone elses Dalmatian
Roger is shit at coming up with villains and had to wait till he saw an article about Cruella to get that idea


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Re: Post what you have learned in movies
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2009, 01:59:05 PM »
The white house is one fragile building.
I know, I know, it's just that I don't know what should be there. :GA:
Could put some awesome Jack quote in there.