Also I often dream I'm pregnant. It's fucking terrifying ![ZOMBIE!!! :zombiefuck:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/zombie.gif)
Every time my wife is pregnant, near the end she dreams she has given birth, only to wake up and still be pregnant. Pisses her off ![Cheesy Green :green:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/green.gif)
every time?
![Big grin :D](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
ive often dreamt about big shoplifting. but i never get out of the store. i delay and delay always trying to find some item that i simply MUST steal out, there will be some pastry, or ill remember some other food, or sometimes a comic book i just GOTTA find, and i stay and stay and stay in the store, untill i wake up.
annoying
comics also come back, i used to collect elfquest when i was little, and in dreams ill find completely unreleased, old and original stories "OMFG How did i Miss these!?!?!?" and not be able to afford them, there will usually be like a whole bunch of issues ive missed. i browse through them and they look amazing
![Sad :(](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/sad.gif)
one time i found a fantastically illustrated dinosaur book too, right down my alley, full of skeletal diagrams, and detailed studies, cheap in some local store, even the magazine rack at some gas station. and i have no money
WHYYYYYYYY"!!