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Ask Eamonn.
« on: August 30, 2006, 11:40:31 AM »
Ask any question you have towards our favourite angry, clueless yet entertaining Scot.

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2006, 11:46:55 AM »
at what age did you first discover masturbating?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2006, 11:54:20 AM »
Will you give an honest answer to anything anyone asks on here?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2006, 12:49:56 PM »
Why are you so proud to be Scottish?

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2006, 01:12:29 PM »
Do you like to eat haggis?

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 01:14:11 PM »
Where are you?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2006, 01:17:19 PM »
Do you have a life now? :(

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2006, 05:33:55 PM »
What is your date of birth?

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2006, 06:29:39 PM »
at what age did you first discover masturbating?

I think i was a good 15 years old before i done it properly, though had been rubbing myself off, wetting the bed and generally getting an 'angry penis' (Happeh tm) for years before-hand.

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2006, 06:32:02 PM »
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for years before-hand.
 

what did you use before you used your hand.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2006, 06:33:16 PM »
Will you give an honest answer to anything anyone asks on here?

Sure, though i may need to be economical with the truth at times and replace an honest answer with a mildly uninteresting and crude pun for personal reasons.

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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2006, 06:35:07 PM »
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for years before-hand.
 

what did you use before you used your hand.

Very good.  :laugh: Maybe i should say 'for years before i became handy with my hands' Better?

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2006, 06:36:03 PM »
Why are you so proud to be Scottish?

You think im so proud to be Scottish?

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2006, 06:37:58 PM »
Do you like to eat haggis?

Yes, depending on where i get it from. I love a haggis supper from one chippy in particular.

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Re: Ask Eamonn.
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2006, 06:44:59 PM »
Where are you?

In my flat in Glasgow. Just got back from a weekend in Bergen for my neices baptism. A very friendly city with tidy women but everything is damn expensive, especially the drink. Apparently there was some heavy metal festival going on at the same time as there was a lot of people wearing black.