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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2685 on: August 07, 2017, 01:48:47 PM »
Don't put it in THERE.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2686 on: August 07, 2017, 08:05:47 PM »
You have nice bone structure.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2687 on: August 08, 2017, 03:23:46 PM »
You are just saying that
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2688 on: September 12, 2017, 07:50:48 PM »
We should start a band.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2689 on: September 16, 2017, 02:15:43 AM »
I'll do the drumming part.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2690 on: September 16, 2017, 07:10:53 AM »
I'll fetch my air guitar.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2691 on: September 17, 2017, 03:47:35 AM »
Who'll be the lead singer?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2692 on: September 30, 2017, 04:58:33 PM »
Stop singing!
It's past midnight.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2693 on: September 30, 2017, 07:27:53 PM »
Your tail's tickling my nose.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2694 on: October 01, 2017, 02:16:05 AM »
Um, it's not my tail.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2695 on: October 03, 2017, 06:27:01 PM »
Short tails have butts nearby.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2696 on: October 21, 2017, 11:27:10 PM »
Do I smell that bad? :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2697 on: October 22, 2017, 01:53:32 AM »
You're a gopher, for chrissakes.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2698 on: October 22, 2017, 03:17:43 AM »
Keep your hands above blankets.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2699 on: October 22, 2017, 09:36:08 AM »
Your horns are poking me.
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