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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2670 on: July 22, 2017, 01:18:38 PM »
Let's just chill for now.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2671 on: July 22, 2017, 06:55:29 PM »
I brought some ice cubes.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2672 on: July 23, 2017, 11:40:57 PM »
Did you bring my drink?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2673 on: July 25, 2017, 08:17:26 PM »
Are we gonna get drunk?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2674 on: July 25, 2017, 11:41:00 PM »
With you in bed, sure.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2675 on: July 25, 2017, 11:49:18 PM »
I have to get up.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2676 on: July 25, 2017, 11:51:31 PM »
Don't go yet, we'll cuddle.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2677 on: July 25, 2017, 11:53:21 PM »
Please do not tempt me.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2678 on: July 25, 2017, 11:53:56 PM »
We'll go back to sleep.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2679 on: July 25, 2017, 11:56:38 PM »
Fuck obligations, I will stay.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2680 on: July 26, 2017, 11:00:22 AM »
Court obligations must be met,



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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2681 on: July 26, 2017, 11:59:15 PM »
It's Discovery Channel time again.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2682 on: July 27, 2017, 08:18:40 PM »
May I touch your remote?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2683 on: July 27, 2017, 11:48:46 PM »
You'd better not switch channels.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2684 on: August 06, 2017, 09:59:50 PM »
Get the remote outta there!!! :zombiefuck:
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