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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2655 on: July 13, 2017, 06:41:22 PM »
Hold me. I hate alarms.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2656 on: July 13, 2017, 11:34:43 PM »
Well, turn it off already.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2657 on: July 14, 2017, 06:59:39 AM »
I brought my sledge hammer.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2658 on: July 14, 2017, 05:12:41 PM »
No sledge hammers in bed  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2659 on: July 14, 2017, 05:35:55 PM »
It did finish the alarm.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2660 on: July 14, 2017, 05:39:04 PM »
And the side table too!!! :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2661 on: July 15, 2017, 01:15:43 AM »
I always hated that monstrosity.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2662 on: July 15, 2017, 07:20:10 PM »
Mother gave it to us!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2663 on: July 15, 2017, 07:48:11 PM »
Talking about moms kills erections.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2664 on: July 15, 2017, 07:50:15 PM »
I can't really dispute that :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2665 on: July 15, 2017, 11:24:44 PM »
You believe in immaculate conception?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2666 on: July 16, 2017, 07:11:33 AM »
My name is not Mary
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2667 on: July 16, 2017, 07:22:44 AM »
We can love without conception.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2668 on: July 17, 2017, 02:23:06 PM »
"Love"? Santa Claus too, maybe?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2669 on: July 17, 2017, 08:34:53 PM »
I'll fetch some santa hats.  :zoinks:
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