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Offline McGiver

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2006, 08:27:52 PM »
heh?
i can't hear you sonny!
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2006, 08:29:05 PM »
CONDOM!

that better, old timer?  ;)
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« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2006, 09:27:53 PM »
so if you have sex with a condom then you are still a virgin.

a person should wait until their wedding night to have sex without a condom.
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« Reply #78 on: August 29, 2006, 12:57:26 AM »
what a load of fucking wibble.

the original definition of "virgin" was "hasn't had a child yet".  so men are always virgins (this is cheering me up a bit, as i write this  >:D ).

there's another definition i've heard somewhere which goes something along the lines of "if you haven't had sex since the last new moon, you're a virgin", so virginity is connected to the moon cycle.  sounds completely insane to me, but just as valid as the nonsense spouted above.  ("spouted", mcj, get it?  yes?  ::) ).

i reckon i'm just born-again virgin, myself - unwillingly, i might add.  :(
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #79 on: August 29, 2006, 05:14:13 AM »
me also.
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« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2006, 07:24:37 PM »
sooo... that night Virgin Mary and Joseph had sex... there was a tiny hole in the condom? does that mean Mary is a virgin? or did she lose her virginity that night? ;D *scratches head*
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2006, 09:09:45 PM »
the emaculate contraception gone bad.
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« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2006, 11:04:53 PM »
i guess the contraceptive device was kinda maculate then, huh? :P
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #83 on: August 31, 2006, 07:01:11 AM »
why do you think the word holy is always associated with religion?
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #84 on: September 06, 2006, 10:24:54 AM »
i dunno, why? :P is this a trick question? :P can i get another drink first? :P
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #85 on: September 06, 2006, 10:26:39 AM »
gods condom had a hole in it... :o
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« Reply #86 on: September 06, 2006, 10:40:45 AM »
::snort:: :laugh: but who was god banging? itself? isn't that masturbation? original sin? :P i guess since it caused all this crappy world stuff is why god banned masturbation as evil, cuz god was afraid people masturbating would create more crappy worlds.
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #87 on: September 06, 2006, 10:46:54 AM »
mary.
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