roulette

[le travesti angelique]

fruit machine eh?

open up trav...

Slot machine if you're American.

[McGiver]

i was calling you a fruit machine.

[le travesti angelique]

i was calling you a fruit machine.

Why can't you just cut to the chase and say I'm a fucking weirdo instead of using innuendos?

[Callaway]

I went through Vegas with my daughter once.  Children are not permitted anywhere near any gambling tables or slot machines there, but there will be other fun things to do.

[McGiver]

we are going to go to cirque de soliel.
and we are staying at excalibre, which is built like a castle.  the girls think they are princesses, and  they have tons of kids type things like hourly magic shows, and downstairs they have a ton of carnival like games.

[Nomaken]

Old Woman: "Are you two heading to las vegas?"

Beavis:  "Yeah, we're gonna score."

Old Woman: "Oh, i hope to score big there myself, i'm mostly gonna be doin is sluts."  *she is chewing something, she means slots*

Beavis:  "Cool, are there a lot of sluts in las vegas?"

Old Woman: "Aww, there's so many sluts in las vegas, you won't know where to begin."

[Callaway]

That will be a lot of fun for them.  I think we ate dinner there at the Round Table and it was very good.

My husband is a mathematician, so he only likes to gamble in fair games, and there aren't any in Vegas.

Playing the field in craps is a fair game in some casinos, but it is not at any of the casinos in Vegas we saw.

[Lucifer]

if cirque du soleil is the actual circus, i am VERY envious - they are fantASTic!

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/cirque-du-soleil.htm

[Triste]

If you know how to play craps, it is a lot of fun.

[McGiver]

ok, so the numbers i remembered were:
2-nomaken
13, 17 and 28-lucifer


so i went up to the table and was going to put $10 on each number ($40 total), which a hit would have yielded $350 bucks.
i chickened out and decided to do one at a time.  the #2 hit on the very first play.  dammit, Nomaken could have yielded me a tidy profit of $310, but i am a pussy.

[Trigger 11]

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