Lets move to Yemen, everyone!
If you touched a child in Yemen, the least possible punishment that would happen to you under Sharia law would be 100 lashes with a whip and exile.
The worst punishment would be that they would bury you up to your neck and throw stones at your head until you died.
They take sex crimes very seriously there and no muslim father would ever allow you to marry his daughter, whether she was a child or not.