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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #90 on: April 03, 2009, 03:18:40 AM »
I had a lovely time last week.  You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more.  But how come you never called me back?

I did,

You were fabulous too.  :heart:

But your line was busy all the time.  :(

So, I called the next number I knew by heart.

And..........
OK, I know you don't get free texting, but sending me one would still have been cheaper than calling that escourt service again.

OK, I admit, I'm vain. I should get those glasses, so that I can handle the little letters of texting.

And the escortservice, yes they hired me!!!
I answer the phone there now.
I was amazed you did not recognise my voice.
I even answered with my own name.

Interesting wishlist you had though.
My wishlist was a little wilder than what you did with me- but I woudln't trust THOSE acts to anyone but a professional.  No offense.

No offense taken hun,

A woman has to know her limits, and I do miss some bodyparts.

Skills too, I admit, but knowing what I don't know, might make me learn.

Or not.

Hope you had fun.
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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #91 on: April 03, 2009, 09:49:01 AM »
:lol: You have an audience. A jealous one.
A bitchy voyer!

No offense taken hun,

A woman has to know her limits, and I do miss some bodyparts.

Skills too, I admit, but knowing what I don't know, might make me learn.

Or not.

Hope you had fun.
All of us did.   :green:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2009, 04:17:02 PM »
It'll be much more fun when I make ye eat a dozen of tulips, wench! :arrr:

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #93 on: April 03, 2009, 05:59:06 PM »
It'll be much more fun when I make ye eat a dozen of tulips, wench! :arrr:
Metaphor translation FAIL
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #94 on: April 03, 2009, 06:00:39 PM »
It wasn't a metaphor - it was meant literally.  8)

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #95 on: April 03, 2009, 06:12:11 PM »
It wasn't a metaphor - it was meant literally.  8)
The syphylis finally reached your brain, lit.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #96 on: April 03, 2009, 06:15:13 PM »
It wasn't a metaphor - it was meant literally.  8)
The syphylis finally reached your brain, lit.

I think it'd be fun to see a stuck up bitch eat a bunch of tulips.  8)

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #97 on: April 04, 2009, 01:44:51 AM »
That's just weird to want someone to eat tulips.

* Callaway imagines Lit gathering a huge bunch of red tulips from a big field.



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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #98 on: April 04, 2009, 02:08:42 AM »
That's just weird to want someone to eat tulips.

* Callaway imagines Lit gathering a huge bunch of red tulips from a big field.



 :lol:

I think TheoK is referring to WWII here, when some dutch people ate tulip bulbs to keep themselves from starving.
They are said to taste absolutely horrible.

Googling on tulips and recepies I did find a recipe of filled tulipflowerheads though.

Still, what a waste to eat them,

They just look better in a field, garden or vase.

Bringing an arm full of tulips will work a lot better romantically than forcefeeding the bulbs.

* Image of Lit dancing through red tulip field, gathering flowers, now engraved in my mind, no red tulipfield will look the same anymore. And I only have a limited visual idea of Lit... *

They are beginning to bloom now, the tulip fields.
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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #99 on: April 04, 2009, 05:06:13 AM »
It's the other wench who should eat tulips, the American wench! :arrr:

I'd just look even more gorgeous naked in a tulip field, of course.  8)

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #100 on: April 04, 2009, 05:25:50 AM »
Quote from: TheoK
I'd just look even more gorgeous naked in a tulip field, of course.  8)

* SleepyDragon toys with the idea of demanding pictures as proof, then thinks better of it.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #101 on: April 04, 2009, 09:20:01 AM »
That's just weird to want someone to eat tulips.

* Callaway imagines Lit gathering a huge bunch of red tulips from a big field.



 :lol:

I think TheoK is referring to WWII here, when some dutch people ate tulip bulbs to keep themselves from starving.
They are said to taste absolutely horrible.

Googling on tulips and recepies I did find a recipe of filled tulipflowerheads though.

Still, what a waste to eat them,

They just look better in a field, garden or vase.

Bringing an arm full of tulips will work a lot better romantically than forcefeeding the bulbs.

* Image of Lit dancing through red tulip field, gathering flowers, now engraved in my mind, no red tulipfield will look the same anymore. And I only have a limited visual idea of Lit... *

They are beginning to bloom now, the tulip fields.
You get a plus for figuring that out.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #102 on: April 04, 2009, 11:34:08 AM »
Quote from: TheoK
I'd just look even more gorgeous naked in a tulip field, of course.  8)

* SleepyDragon toys with the idea of demanding pictures as proof, then thinks better of it.

You know, I could give you a link, but please don't ask unless you really want to see.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #103 on: April 04, 2009, 11:37:27 AM »
You know where to find a picture of Lit naked in a tulip field?  :o
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: OK I'll follow the trend... Question me if you want. I may answer.
« Reply #104 on: April 04, 2009, 01:14:15 PM »
Naked pics of me anyway. :toporly: