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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2011, 04:06:55 PM »
Much better :laugh:

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2011, 12:25:13 PM »
^ I could help you with that!

I am thinking that I made a mistake committing to go 'dancing' at some club in Boston when I return in July. :duh:

I don't dance! What the fuck was I thinking?

Have you been dancing yet?

Did you disappear from here for a bit because you fell in love with a new lady?

IT WAS WITH A GUY!!! I SHOULD HAVE SAID CLUBBING!!! WE ENDED UP AT AN UNDERGROUND PUNK DIVE INSTEAD!!! HE DIDN'T PUT OUT!!!
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2016, 07:40:06 PM »
Did you ever go on any missions with the Sea Shepherds??
Political Correctness was either conceived by very intelligent people who are just putting us on, or by imbeciles who genuinely believe it.

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #78 on: September 16, 2016, 05:18:44 PM »
Nope! Work wouldn't let me (as in keep my jonpb waiting while on a sabbatical). I have gone out and done local projects like beach clean-up and volunteering at conventions.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #79 on: September 16, 2016, 05:19:22 PM »
I also haven't gotten laid. Oh well...
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #80 on: February 14, 2018, 11:40:13 AM »
Like as in, ever??
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