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Brain-dead scientific studies
« on: March 28, 2008, 06:37:14 AM »
You know, the ones that state something so obvious that anyone of average intelligence should have it pretty well figured out already.  Here's one that comes to the startling conclusion that moderate doses of anaesthetics reduce the formation of traumatic memories, as though we don't already know that being stoned on morphine will make pretty much anything into a pleasant experience.

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/health/mg19726494.200-anaesthetics-shown-to-numb-painful-memories.html?feedId=online-news_rss20
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Re: Brain-dead scientific studies
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 06:56:21 AM »
i find these hilarious too. i wanna make my living writing crap like this too, i can just take old studies or simple facts of life and write about them like it's something i just concluded. :zoinks:
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Re: Brain-dead scientific studies
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 06:57:00 AM »
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Re: Brain-dead scientific studies
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 07:04:41 AM »
It's probably a part of some covert scientific study where it unravels the causes of why people complain about studies that have been re-published.
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Re: Brain-dead scientific studies
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 09:29:30 AM »
Think about the time and resources they waste on this shit and they are always looking for more money to do another
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