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Re: Canada
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2012, 01:48:21 AM »
Hmm. I've never been to the US, sans a couple of hours at JFK. I love Canada and can't really say anything bad about the country.  :tard:
suckass  :hahaha:

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Re: Canada
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2012, 08:18:00 AM »
Asswipe.  :santa:
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2012, 08:19:37 AM »
Asswipe.  :santa:
:lol1: You are Canadian. What would be the point.  :hahaha:

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Re: Canada
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2012, 08:26:59 AM »
Wait, are you calling my ass clean and yours pointy?
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Re: Canada
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2012, 08:30:19 AM »
Wait, are you calling my ass clean and yours pointy?
:butthurt: :hug: <grope>  :laugh:

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Re: Canada
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2012, 05:42:37 PM »
Thanks all waiting for him to post something irritating.  I saw this story today and might use that too asking if his dog is Bi
Montreal may require dogs to be bilingual
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If a proposed law in Montreal goes into effect, all dogs in the Canadian city will need to understand commands in both English and French.

Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce, who made the proposal, told CBC Radio that it's necessary to counter the "chaos" resulting from dogs at public parks who understand commands in only one language.
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Re: Canada
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2012, 06:28:20 PM »
I saw that. :lol1:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2012, 06:33:54 PM »
Thanks all waiting for him to post something irritating.  I saw this story today and might use that too asking if his dog is Bi
Montreal may require dogs to be bilingual
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If a proposed law in Montreal goes into effect, all dogs in the Canadian city will need to understand commands in both English and French.

Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce, who made the proposal, told  CBC Radio  that it's necessary to counter the "chaos" resulting from dogs at public parks who understand commands in only one language.

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Re: Canada
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2012, 05:53:30 AM »
Hmm. I've never been to the US, sans a couple of hours at JFK. I love Canada and can't really say anything bad about the country.  :tard:
suckass  :hahaha:

Your country sucks, though. :zoinks:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2012, 08:13:55 AM »
tell him his beer tastes like moose piss and maple syrup.
tell him the only good thing about his militarys helecopers is they have lots of spare parts no charge. [horribly unreliable]
ask him how he feels about his country kissing your ass and selling everything they own to you.
if he lives in quebec. ask him how he feels to be hated by not only his neighbors to the south. but also his fellow canadians.
if he does not speek french google translate a phrase into french. when he does not know what it mean tell him he has no right to be a canadian if he does not speek the fucking language

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Re: Canada
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2012, 05:00:44 PM »
It's gotten a bit heated with my BIL  he posted that in the US denial was the 51st state to which the reply was 'I thought the 51st state was Canada' holy fuck did that piss him off :2thumbsup:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2012, 10:16:12 PM »
 :rofl:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2012, 06:12:44 PM »
I have an aunt and uncle who are Canadian.... (I just don't know them real well....)

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Re: Canada
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2012, 06:25:37 PM »
It's gotten a bit heated with my BIL  he posted that in the US denial was the 51st state to which the reply was 'I thought the 51st state was Canada'  holy fuck did that piss him off :2thumbsup:

  So he still gets raging mad, I guess he's still American at heart!  :autism:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2012, 09:17:53 PM »
It's gotten a bit heated with my BIL  he posted that in the US denial was the 51st state to which the reply was 'I thought the 51st state was Canada'  holy fuck did that piss him off :2thumbsup:

  So he still gets raging mad, I guess he's still American at heart!  :autism:

Or American by birth :-/