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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2007, 08:26:21 PM »
do you drink coffee?

and, if so, how do you take it?

Yes I do.  I usually say 'hot, brown, and caffeinated' is good enough.  Given the choice, I will add a packet of pink sweetener at the minimum and a vanilla flavored cream if available.

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2007, 08:27:48 PM »
Probably lousy with either.

Or you haven't been with the right lady.

We were talking about McJ here.

I think one of us is confused about the current text substitution on the board.  Sadly, I'm not sure which one.   ???

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2007, 08:28:21 PM »
do you drink coffee?

and, if so, how do you take it?

Yes I do.  I usually say 'hot, brown, and caffeinated' is good enough.  Given the choice, I will add a packet of pink sweetener at the minimum and a vanilla flavored cream if available.

lovely. not the sweetener, you wuss...but I like a touch of creamer.

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2007, 09:04:06 PM »
I drink it with two packets of sugar in the raw, and a shot of Baileys.  8)

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2007, 02:10:13 PM »
do you drink coffee?

and, if so, how do you take it?
My dad's response is always: "I like my coffee the way I like my women, ground up and in the freezer."
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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2007, 02:11:29 PM »
:LMAO:

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2007, 07:10:02 PM »
My dad's response is always: "I like my coffee the way I like my women, ground up and in the freezer."

Let me just make a note on my 'people to never EVER piss off' list.....   :o

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2007, 11:21:34 PM »
cliche. <yawn>

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2007, 05:39:06 PM »
mordok, will you snap a pic of your wifes cleavage and post it here.

and if you have moobs, will you post a pic of yours?
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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2007, 05:50:52 PM »
mordok, will you snap a pic of your wifes cleavage and post it here.

and if you have moobs, will you post a pic of yours?

No need to snap anything.  We have several such pics already.......  However, if you want to see any of them, I'd suggest asking her.  She tends not to be shy about sharing if she's in the right mood.  It's really not my place to be putting her on display.  She can handle that quite well all on her own.

As for me, well, I won't lie.  My physique isn't exactly what's considered ideal, but it's also far from being able to create cleavage.  Sorry to disappoint.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2007, 05:52:57 PM by mordok »

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2007, 06:34:40 PM »
mordok, will you snap a pic of your wifes cleavage and post it here.

and if you have moobs, will you post a pic of yours?

No need to snap anything.  We have several such pics already.......  However, if you want to see any of them, I'd suggest asking her.  She tends not to be shy about sharing if she's in the right mood.  It's really not my place to be putting her on display.  She can handle that quite well all on her own.

As for me, well, I won't lie.  My physique isn't exactly what's considered ideal, but it's also far from being able to create cleavage.  Sorry to disappoint.
Why dont you do a shot of you two together?

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2007, 07:19:18 PM »
Why dont you do a shot of you two together?

Then who would hold the camera?  :P

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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2007, 11:23:09 AM »
Why dont you do a shot of you two together?

Then who would hold the camera?  :P
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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2007, 01:41:42 PM »
Why dont you do a shot of you two together?

Then who would hold the camera?  :P
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Re: Hello hello
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2007, 04:16:38 PM »
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