Does anyone have any ideas about topics we can discuss in the saturday chats that will keep conversation going?
peas cock, or whatever pops up.
Mon cock est grand. 
are tou the pedro?
A Spaniard who's mother tongue is badly written French. There's something you don't see every day.
No, I'm not Pedro, but I believe that the late John Holmes was to be my distant cousin -- it's in the genes, you see.
wassup, holmes?
BOIIING!
You rang?
pizza delivery fora John Q. Weiner.
You seem to be lost in your own thoughts.