^I just don't get it.
Link 1 Link 2Senator Ted Stevens made a speech a few years ago about the internet. It has become famous for its misconceptions about the internet and its incoherence. Listen to the speech, if you want the full effect.
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At the time, Ted Stevens was the senator in charge of internet regulation.