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Offline Genesis

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Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« on: March 07, 2014, 04:25:50 PM »
Do you:

A: Kick the Midget
B: Yell at the Midget
C: Invite the Midget over for a cup of tea
D: Dress it up as a Leprechaun
E: A & B
F: Run for dear life
or
G: Laugh your ass off.
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 04:40:56 PM »
Thinking they don't like the word midget.
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2014, 04:47:26 PM »
Oh......
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2014, 05:25:30 PM »
If you catch him you get to keep his pot of gold :lep:
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2014, 05:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on March 07, 2014, 04:47:26 PM
Oh......
They probably don't like being kicked either though. :laugh:
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2014, 05:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Jack on March 07, 2014, 05:28:13 PM
Quote from: Genesis on March 07, 2014, 04:47:26 PM
Oh......
They probably don't like being kicked either though. :laugh:

that explains the bite marks on my neck :(
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2014, 08:46:26 PM »
I'd put a kettle on. The fuck, Genesis? Why do you want to go around hitting people? I will kick your ass!
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2014, 08:47:17 PM »
No reference to the Lollipop Guild? Oompa Loompas? Ewoks? Mini-Me? What sort of discriminatory thread is this? :tard:
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2014, 08:51:58 PM »
That's no midget.  That's me.  :green:
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2014, 09:32:58 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 07, 2014, 08:51:58 PM
That's no midget.  That's me.  :green:
Bite his neck. :laugh:
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Re: Theres a midget in the driveway!!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2014, 10:44:00 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 07, 2014, 08:47:17 PM
No reference to the Lollipop Guild? Oompa Loompas? Ewoks? Mini-Me? What sort of discriminatory thread is this? :tard:

I totally forgot.
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