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Jesus sightings
« on: June 14, 2013, 08:49:19 AM »
Have you seen a "sign"? :zoinks:

Check the dog...


...double check your Walmart receipt.


Don't cut those Kudzu vines...


Stop smoking your poppies and take a good look at them.


Examine your nuts.


Maybe Mother Teresa is on your cutting board.


More here:
http://www.wtae.com/news/national/-/9681152/19843726/-/14ejtdt/-/index.html
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 09:41:23 AM »
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2013, 12:11:27 PM »
When I was 17 I got really stoned and stared into my girlfriends vagina.  I thought I saw Jesus. Turned out to be a bearded clam.
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PM »
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2013, 03:25:44 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 14, 2013, 12:11:27 PM
When I was 17 I got really stoned and stared into my girlfriends vagina.  I thought I saw Jesus. Turned out to be a bearded clam.
Bazinga.

Did you find yourself embraced by Jesus?
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2013, 03:31:11 PM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2013, 03:39:31 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 14, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.

And it came to life after the little death.
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2013, 04:33:37 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 14, 2013, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 14, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PM
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference?  at least the bearded clam gives something back.
just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.

And it came to life after the little death.
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2013, 09:03:22 PM »
  Don't forget the Jesus toast!  WAY too cool for butter and jam!  :orly:
 
           
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AM »
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2013, 08:48:59 AM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?

Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... :zoinks:
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2013, 08:51:53 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2013, 08:48:59 AM
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?

Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... :zoinks:

 Well, I guess that would be a dead giveaway! :facepalm2: 
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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2013, 08:55:28 AM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 08:51:53 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2013, 08:48:59 AM
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AM
How do they know it is Jesus?  He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion.  What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?

Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... :zoinks:

 Well, I guess that would be a dead giveaway! :facepalm2:

Yup I think tanned if not dark skin and dark hair were the rage back then. He would have stood out like a sore thumb
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

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Re: Jesus sightings
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2013, 10:11:13 AM »
The dogs ass is the funniest one.  :laugh:
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