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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2010, 08:59:53 AM »
I thought about going to a church (with a video camera hidden somewhere) and faking an experience, like when they offer up the communion, eat the waffer, then start screaming "it burns, it burns" and fall to the floor and go into a fake seizure.  Then go into a whole routine making it seem like Satan is being expelled from my body (maybe have a friend flip the lights on and off for effect).  Then stand up acting as if you're possessed by Jesus.

Unfortunately this would strengthen the beliefs of those in the congregation, but it would make a damn funny YouTube video.

Another thought is to go into the church on a Saturday and set up a bunch of special effects.  Replace all the candles with self-igniting candles (they're built like a butane lighter with an electronic solenoid, supply the candle a voltage through the wires sticking out of it's bottom and the candle lights, remove that voltage and it goes out).  Then patch into the PA system, and maybe even set up some really powerful floodlights outside the stained glass windows.  During the service, make all the candles go out, then relight, maybe play a really low frequency over the PA, one of those sounds so low you don't really hear it, but you feel it, like a freight train in the distance.  Do all this to get their attention so they all believe they're experiencing a true religious experience.  Then with a vocal effects processor on the PA system, figure out what you want the people to hear "directly from god" and say it into the microphone.  I'd probably make some kind of speech saying things like "you judge others in my name, but you're no better than them" or "you understand that I created all humans equally in my image, so why do you condemn those who don't believe in me".

I think someone could have a lot of fun with something like this, and if it's believable, this might just change some opinions in the congregation.  Talk a lot about compassion for your fellow man, then run outside and dress like a homeless man holding a cup and watch them pull out their check books.
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2010, 09:13:48 AM »
The likely thing to happen is that their opinion of you would change, not their opinion of their religion. There is little or no point in attacking anyone's faith.
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 01:22:44 PM »
It's also likely you'd get charged with trespassing but if you do decide to do it give me a call I'm only a state away and would not want to miss it :green:
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2010, 01:45:27 PM »
It all depends on how you do it, the candles and lighting might be a little extreme, but a wireless microphone system is easy enough to hijack even from outside the building.  The trick would be to make the experience as elaborate as possible without anyone finding out that it's you.
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2010, 02:21:54 PM »
It all depends on how you do it, the candles and lighting might be a little extreme, but a wireless microphone system is easy enough to hijack even from outside the building.  The trick would be to make the experience as elaborate as possible without anyone finding out that it's you.

I'll bring bail money just in case :zoinks:
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2010, 03:56:32 PM »
It all depends on how you do it, the candles and lighting might be a little extreme, but a wireless microphone system is easy enough to hijack even from outside the building.  The trick would be to make the experience as elaborate as possible without anyone finding out that it's you.

I'll bring bail money just in case :zoinks:

I'll make the popcorn. :popcorn:

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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2010, 09:24:18 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NWKDOikIgIs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/NWKDOikIgIs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2010, 05:18:57 AM »
God gives her a seizure at the end:



Maybe God gave her a seizure to stop her from raving on?  ;)

I was looking for a "marital nightgown" because they were talking about them on tv...then I found this;

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This guy thinks asks if it's OK for his wife to sponge bath him when he's ill in bed. I can't believe people live like this.

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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2010, 09:42:13 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/r-L3JMk7C1A&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/r-L3JMk7C1A&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1</a>
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2010, 10:21:15 PM »
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Thank you Jesus for your death.
WHAT?

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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2010, 12:48:45 PM »
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Thank you Jesus for your death.
WHAT?

Sounds like human sacrifice to me whose next:zoinks:
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Re: Religious fit
« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2010, 12:11:58 AM »
Watched the first vid, and and thought she was cumming..er coming to Jesus. Maybe it was his 2nd coming, then I realised the fucker was supposed to have been a virgin. Anyway, all they would have had to do is turn her on her side and make sure she didn't bite her tongue (or swallow it). By the time the ambulance got there, the fit would have passed and all that would be left would be a pee stain on the stage.